Dating can be a rollercoaster of emotions, but what better way to ease the tension than with a dash of humor? Whether you’re on a first date or celebrating years together, laughter is the key to creating unforgettable moments. In this article, we’ll dive into the world of funny date jokes, covering everything from food jokes to classic jokes, and even some fruit jokes to keep things fresh and exciting.
123+ Funny Date Jokes That’ll Have You Both Cracking Up for Hours!
1. Penguin Love: When penguins find mates, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
2. Toothache Sweet: You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
3. Disneyland: They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
4. Airport Heart: Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
5. Broom Swept: You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
6. Soccer Keeper: Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
7. Florist Life: Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
8. Chapstick Balm: Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
9. Honeydew Love: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
10. Chemistry Class: You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
11. Galaxy of Love: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
12. Pokémon Choice: Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokémon, I would choose you!
13. Star Match: Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
14. Dunkin’ Donut: Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
15. Star Wars Love: Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
16. Pauline in Love: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
17. Shrek in Love: Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
18. Hershey’s Out of Business: You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
19. Snowflake Kisses: If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
20. Empty Sky: If stars would fall every time I think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
21. Mexican Wrap: Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
22. Shining Star: Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
23. Olive You: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
24. Sweet Potato: If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
25. Vampire Date: What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!
26. Purrfect Cat: Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect.
27. Subatomic Particles: We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
28. Row-mance: What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
29. Crutch on You: What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
30. Dentures Smile: You are like my dentures. I can’t smile without you.
31. Significant Choices: Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
32. Antenna Connection: There were two antennas who met on a roof, and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
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33. Candice Love: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
34. Love and Hell: Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
35. Owl Always Love: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
36. Scale of Love: On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
37. Volcano Love: What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.
38. Amish You Too: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
39. Google Love: Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
40. Pencil Love: Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
41. Debt of Love: I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
42. Wine Love: A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, “I love you. ” The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, “It’s me talking to the wine”.
43. Tennis Player: Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
44. Telephone Proposal: How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
45. Astronaut Proposal: What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
46. Grape Raisin: What did the grape say to the raisin on their date? “You’re looking a little dry. ”
47. Librarian Date: I went on a date with a librarian. It was great, she really knew how to book me.
48. Pirate Booty: Dating a pirate is fun until you realize they’re always after your booty.
49. Pizza Me: My date asked if I liked Italian food. I said, “Only if it’s pizza me. ”
50. Tired Bicycle: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired of dating around!
51. Grate Mistake: I took my date to a cheese factory, and she was lactose intolerant. It was a grate mistake.
52. Fort Immature: My date said I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
53. Blood Bank: What’s a vampire’s favorite dating spot? The blood bank!
54. Magic Trick: I tried to woo my date with a magic trick, but it just wasn’t in the cards.
55. Chess Game: Dating is like a game of chess; one wrong move and you’re single again.
56. Love at First Sight: I asked my date if she believed in love at first sight. She said, “I’d need to see you in better lighting. ”
57. Flan Love: I’m your biggest flan.
58. Cheesy Grate: This might be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
59. Butter Half: You’re my butter half.
60. A-peeling: I find you a-peeling.
61. Taco Talk: Let’s give them something to taco ’bout.
62. Bacon Heart: Don’t go bacon my heart.
63. Guac World: You guac my world.
64. Pear-fect Pair: We make a great pear.
65. Olive You: Olive you with all my heart.
66. Mint to Be: We’re mint to be.
67. Churro Need: Churro all I need.
68. Dim Sum: You’re all that and dim sum.
69. One in a Melon: You’re one in a melon.
70. Naan Turn: You turn me naan.
71. A-maize-ing: I think you’re a-maize-ing.
72. Mango Match: It takes two to mango.
73. Mash Made: We’re a mash made in heaven.
74. Loaf You: I loaf you.
75. Berry Fond: What did the strawberry say to its crush? I’m berry fond of you.
76. Pretty Grape: What did the fruit say to its friend? You’re pretty grape.
77. Cookie Sheets: What do gingerbread men use to make their beds? Cookie sheets.
78. Vegetable Table: What kind of table can you eat? A vegetable.
79. Lettuce Stalk: What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me.
80. Pizza Shape: Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, it will be round!
81. Patty Burger: What did the hamburger name its daughter? Patty.
82. Sunday School: What kind of school serves ice cream? Sunday school.
83. Onion Ring Proposal: How did the burger propose? With an onion ring.
84. Salad Bar: Where did the broccoli go for a few drinks? The salad bar.
85. Peach Sad: Why was the peach sad? Because it couldn’t get a date.
86. Thyme is Money: Why are herbs so expensive? Because thyme is money.
87. Brie Alright: Why do cheeses never worry? Because everything is gonna brie alright.
88. Pepper Shaker: Why did the pepper shaker go to jail? For a-salt with a deadly weapon.
89. Matcha Thankful: Green teas are very thankful. They love writing notes that say thank you very matcha.
90. Flaky Croissant: Never make plans with a croissant. They’re always flaky.
91. Fizzy-cal Sports: Why do carbonated drinks like playing sports? They love to get fizzy-cal.
92. Wurst Sausage: When it comes to eating sausage, I’m not a fan of the German kind. I think they’re the wurst.
93. Shellfish Lobster: Why don’t lobsters donate to charity? They are shellfish.
94. Choco-late Late: What kind of dessert is always late? Choco-late.
95. Wafer Too Long: Why did the cookie cry? His mom was a wafer too long.
96. Donut Dentist: Why did the donut go to the dentist? He needed a filling.
97. Pun-kin Pie: What do you call a desert that loves to make jokes? A pun-kin pie.
98. Frownie Brownie: What do you call a sad brownie? A frownie.
99. Boo-berry Pie: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
100. Gelato Share: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gelato. Gelato who? Gelato going to share that dessert with me or what?
101. Donut Forget: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to bring me my dessert.
102. Ice Cream Share: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me have a dessert!
103. Honey Dessert: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, can I have a dessert?
104. Baker Knead: I told my date I was a baker; now we knead each other.
105. Anti-gravity Book: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity; it’s impossible to put down, just like my feelings for you.
106. Magician Disappear: Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
107. Pizza Joke: I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it’s just too cheesy.
108. Latte Love: I like you a latte; you brew-tifully complete my day.
109. Snowflake Fallen: I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
110. Picture Us: I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
111. Campfire S’more: You must be a campfire because you’re hot and I want s’more.
112. Bomb Explosive: I would say you’re the bomb, but that might be a bit explosive for a first date.
113. Eiffel for You: Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
114. Pi Love: My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending and irrational.
115. Peanut Butter Jelly: You’re the peanut butter to my jelly; together, we’re just better!
116. Hide and Seek: I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
117. Keyboard Type: You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.
118. Elevator Joke: I wanted to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!
119. Color-blind Wine: So I’m at a fancy restaurant with a date. The waiter asks if I want red wine or white wine with the meal. “I don’t care; I’m color-blind. ”
120. Calculator Breakup: Why did the calculator break up with the protractor? Because they couldn’t agree on angles!
121. Seafood Platter: I tried to impress my date with a seafood platter, but I think I mussel-ed it up.
122. Broken Pencil: My dating life is like a broken pencil… pointless.
123. Time Traveler: I told my date I was a time traveler. She didn’t believe me. I said, “Okay, I’ll see you Wednesday!”
Conclusion
This collection of over 123 funny date jokes is designed to bring laughter and joy to your dating life. From knock-knock jokes to wordplay wonders, these jokes are sure to keep the conversation flowing and the smiles coming. Whether you’re dining at a fancy restaurant or enjoying a casual evening at home, these jokes will make your date nights unforgettable.
