April Fools’ Day jokes are playful pranks or hoaxes performed on April 1st. People trick others with fake news, harmless lies, or practical jokes. Media and companies also participate by spreading humorous fake announcements. The goal is to entertain, and victims often laugh when they discover the joke.
60 Funny April Fools’ Day Jokes
1. Why do omelettes love April Fools’ Day? They enjoy practical yolks.
2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a 31-day march!
3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
4. What do you call an overflowing toilet on April Fools’ Day? A septic prank.
5. What do bank tellers hand out on April 1? Prank card numbers.
6. What do you call a research organization on April Fools’ Day? A think prank.
7. Did you hear they arrested the devil? It’s true! They got him on possession.
8. How does a husband scare his wife on April 1? He opens a prank account!
9. Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.
10. Did you hear about the pun that was actually funny? Neither have we.
11. What monster has the most fun on April Fools’ Day? Prank-enstein.
12. What do servicemen do on April 1? They call up the prank and file!
13. Why do hard-boiled eggs love April Fools’? They enjoy practical yolks.
14. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a funny joke.
15. What did the hammer say on April 1? April Tools’ Day!
16. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita know when April Fools’ Day is.
17. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? You otto know April Fools’ is on April 1.
18. What did one spring flower say to the other? You just gotta be-leaf in yourself!
19. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
20. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been pranking me all April Fools’ Day.
21. What did summer say to spring? Help, I’m about to fall!
22. How come flowers don’t like riding bicycles? They keep losing their petals.
23. What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award? Prank you very much!
24. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke.
25. Why were the monkeys pranking each other? It was the first of Ape-ril!
26. How can you tell when April is happy? There’s a spring in its step.
27. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day!
28. Excuse me, sir/madam. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day after you?
29. What did the tree say to the flower? I’m rooting for you!
30. What would you name a research organization that was founded on April 1st? A Think Prank.
31. Did you hear about the daisy that was excited about spring? It was so excited it wet its plants.
32. Why do bees become so indecisive after April? They become may-bees.
33. Why are babies born on March 31st so easy to prank? They were literally born yesterday.
34. What did the villain say to the superheroes who thought it was still March? It’s April, Fools!
35. What did one spring chicken say to the other? You’re looking egg-cellent today.
36. What do you call a toilet that’s overflowing on April 1st? A septic prank.
37. Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.
38. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day? They love practical yolks.
39. What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.
40. Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril.
41. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday? April Stools’ Day.
42. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day!
43. What did the villain say to the superheroes who thought it was still March? It’s April, Fools!
44. What did one spring chicken say to the other? You’re looking egg-cellent today.
45. What do you call a toilet that’s overflowing on April 1st? A septic prank.
46. Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.
47. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
49. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
50. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
51. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
52. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
53. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
54. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
55. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
56. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist.
57. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
58. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
59. Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
60. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
60 Funny April Fools’ Day Puns
1. Why did the egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure.
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. Why did the apple join the gym? To get some core strength.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
7. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
9. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
11. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
12. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist.
13. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
16. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
17. Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? To get some hare care.
18. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
19. Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
20. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl breath.
21. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
22. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fun-gi.
23. Why did the cat take a selfie? To capture its purr-fect side.
24. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
25. Why did the banana split? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
26. Why did the computer screen go to therapy? It was feeling a little glitchy.
27. What do you call a dog that’s a good listener? A retriever.
28. Why did the egg go to the gym? To get egg-cellent abs.
29. Why did the strawberry go to the party? Because it was a berry good dancer.
30. What do you call a cat that’s a good listener? A purr-fect listener.
31. Why did the lemon quit his job? Because it was feeling sour.
32. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? To get some hare-brained abs.
33. What do you call a bear that likes to read? A grizzly reader.
34. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? To get a fowl haircut.
35. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough.
36. What do you call a dog that’s a great singer? A howl-lywood star.
37. Why did the orange juice carton go to therapy? It was feeling a little crushed.
38. Why did the cat join a book club? To purr-use the latest novels.
39. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? A fowl orchestra.
40. Why did the baker make a cake in the shape of a chicken? To make an egg-cellent dessert.
41. Why did the rabbit go to the art museum? To see the hare-brained art.
42. What do you call a dog that’s a great dancer? A paw-fect dancer.
43. Why did the strawberry go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling berry well.
44. Why did the cat take a nap? To purr-fect its sleep.
45. What do you call a bear that likes to dance? A grizzly groover.
46. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent biceps.
47. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some fowl abs.
48. What do you call a dog that’s a great musician? A howl-lywood composer.
49. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
50. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? To get some hare-brained biceps.
51. What do you call a cat that’s a great singer? A purr-cussionist.
52. Why did the strawberry go to the party? Because it was a berry good time.
53. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? To get a fowl new look.
54. What do you call a dog that’s a great listener? A retriever.
55. Why did the lemon go to therapy? It was feeling sour.
56. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl temper.
57. What do you call a bear that likes to read? A grizzly reader.
58. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist.
59. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? To get some hare-brained strength.
60. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? A fowl orchestra.
April Fools’ Day is a time for laughter and fun, a day to lighten up and enjoy some good humor with those around you. Whether you’re into classic jokes, food jokes, or puns, there’s something for everyone. Remember, the key to a great April Fools’ joke is to keep it light-hearted and harmless, ensuring everyone has a good time. So, go ahead and prank your friends, but always with a smile and a wink. Happy April Fools’ Day!