April Fools’ Day is a time for laughter and fun, but some jokes can fall flat, especially when it comes to sensitive topics like pregnancy. While humor is subjective, it’s crucial to consider the impact of our jokes on others. Here, we’ll explore why some pregnancy jokes might not be as funny as they seem and provide a list of 142 pregnancy jokes that range from playful to thought-provoking.
142 Pregnancy Jokes for April Fools’ Day for a Hilarious Time!
1. I’m not fat, I’m just pregnant. . . okay, maybe I’m a little fat too.
2. Pregnancy: the only time when you can eat and grow at the same time.
3. Does this baby make me look fat?
4. I’m in love with a human I haven’t met yet.
5. Pregnancy: where ‘glowing’ means sweating profusely.
6. Can’t wait to meet my little kickboxer.
7. Pregnancy: because you can’t keep a good baby down.
8. Growing a tiny human is exhausting, but totally worth it.
9. Future mom: napping for two now.
10. Baby loading… please wait.
11. Pregnancy is nine months of getting the seat to yourself.
12. Bumpin’ my way through life. Literally!
13. Pregnancy glow… or just excessive sweat?
14. Proof that miracles come in all shapes and sizes.
15. Can’t touch this bump. It’s a no-poking zone.
16. You know you’re pregnant when tying your shoes becomes an Olympic sport.
17. I grow humans.
18. Eating for two, but drinking for none.
19. We’re going from a party of two to a party of three!
20. Bumpin’ along this pregnancy journey one craving at a time.
21. Maternity clothes are regular clothes with a 200% mark up.
22. Being pregnant during winter is like getting your hair done and then wearing a hat.
23. A baby shower is the last time the world will celebrate you.
24. The ‘What fruit does your baby look like this week’ is both cute and creepy.
25. Exercising while pregnant is like eating kale on your cheat day.
26. I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck, prosperity, or wealth.
27. For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1. 78x my pay?
28. Yes, I have gently placed my hand on my tummy and faked discomfort to get a seat on the subway.
29. I haven’t had alcohol for months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.
30. ‘Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.
31. I know my baby is going to be an overachiever. I reached my healthy weight gain limit in the first trimester.
32. I am pregnant which means I am sober, swollen and hungry. Approach with caution.
33. Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag.
34. When people congratulate me, I like to say, “For what?” and watch them panic.
35. You don’t realize how many people your friends hate, until you have to name your baby.
36. Pregnancy is like being in a relationship where you love someone but they kick you all the time.
37. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for the baby.
38. Pregnancy cravings are like having a personal chef who only serves weird combinations.
39. My baby’s first words will probably be ‘Mom, I’m hungry. ‘
40. Pregnancy is the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear stretchy pants everywhere.
41. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my pregnancy hormones.
42. Pregnancy is like having a tiny roommate who doesn’t pay rent but eats all your food.
43. I’m not forgetful, I just have pregnancy brain.
44. My pregnancy superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself.
45. Pregnancy is like being in a science experiment where the variables are always changing.
46. I’m not tired, I’m just resting my eyes for nine months.
47. Pregnancy is the ultimate test of patience and love.
48. My baby’s favorite hobby is kicking me in the ribs.
49. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to avoid household chores.
50. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and hungry.
51. Pregnancy is like being part of a secret club where the password is ‘I’m exhausted. ‘
52. My pregnancy style is all about comfort and stretch.
53. I’m not lazy, I’m just on pregnancy time.
54. Pregnancy is like having a tiny dictator who demands snacks all day.
55. I’m not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind. . . and in my belly.
56. Pregnancy is the best excuse to eat ice cream for breakfast.
57. My baby’s first toy will probably be a pacifier.
58. Pregnancy is like being in a marathon where the finish line keeps moving.
59. I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my pregnancy emotions.
60. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal trainer who kicks me to move.
61. I’m not tired, I’m just resting for the baby’s arrival.
62. Pregnancy is the ultimate adventure in life.
63. My baby’s favorite game is hide-and-seek in my belly.
64. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to take naps.
65. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and overwhelmed.
66. Pregnancy is like being part of a team where the baby is the captain.
67. My pregnancy superpower is being able to fall asleep anywhere.
68. Pregnancy is like having a tiny roommate who doesn’t respect personal space.
69. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for labor.
70. Pregnancy is the best excuse to avoid cooking dinner.
71. My baby’s first words will probably be ‘Mom, I’m hungry, again. ‘
72. Pregnancy is like being in a relationship where you love someone but they kick you all the time. . . literally.
73. I’m not forgetful, I just have pregnancy brain fog.
74. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal assistant who reminds me to eat.
75. I’m not tired, I’m just preparing for sleepless nights.
76. Pregnancy is the ultimate test of love and endurance.
77. My baby’s favorite hobby is making me laugh.
78. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to wear comfortable shoes.
79. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and emotional.
80. Pregnancy is like being part of a secret club where the password is ‘I’m exhausted and hungry. ‘
81. My pregnancy style is all about layers and stretch.
82. I’m not lazy, I’m just on baby time.
83. Pregnancy is like having a tiny dictator who demands attention all day.
84. I’m not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind. . . and in my heart.
85. Pregnancy is the best excuse to eat dessert for breakfast.
86. My baby’s first toy will probably be a soft toy.
87. Pregnancy is like being in a marathon where the finish line is the baby’s birth.
88. I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my pregnancy feelings.
89. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal trainer who kicks me to move and stretch.
90. I’m not tired, I’m just resting for the baby’s arrival and all the sleepless nights.
91. Pregnancy is the ultimate adventure in life and love.
92. My baby’s favorite game is peek-a-boo in my belly.
93. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to take long baths.
94. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and sensitive.
95. Pregnancy is like being part of a team where the baby is the star.
96. My pregnancy superpower is being able to multitask while napping.
97. Pregnancy is like having a tiny roommate who doesn’t respect quiet hours.
98. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for motherhood.
99. Pregnancy is the best excuse to avoid heavy lifting.
100. My baby’s first words will probably be ‘Mom, I love you. ‘
101. Pregnancy is like being in a relationship where you love someone but they kick you all the time. . . and you love it.
102. I’m not forgetful, I just have pregnancy brain fog that clears up after coffee.
103. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal assistant who reminds me to drink water.
104. I’m not tired, I’m just preparing for the sleepless nights and early mornings.
105. Pregnancy is the ultimate test of patience, love, and endurance.
106. My baby’s favorite hobby is making me smile.
107. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to wear cozy pajamas.
108. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and emotional. . . and hungry.
109. Pregnancy is like being part of a secret club where the password is ‘I’m exhausted, hungry, and happy. ‘
110. My pregnancy style is all about comfort and style.
111. I’m not lazy, I’m just on mom time.
112. Pregnancy is like having a tiny dictator who demands snacks and attention all day.
113. I’m not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind. . . and in my heart. . . and on my to-do list.
114. Pregnancy is the best excuse to eat brunch for dinner.
115. My baby’s first toy will probably be a musical instrument.
116. Pregnancy is like being in a marathon where the finish line is the baby’s first birthday.
117. I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my pregnancy emotions and feelings.
118. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal trainer who kicks me to move, stretch, and dance.
119. I’m not tired, I’m just resting for the baby’s arrival and all the adventures to come.
120. Pregnancy is the ultimate adventure in life, love, and laughter.
121. My baby’s favorite game is hide-and-seek behind my heart.
122. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to take long walks.
123. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and sensitive. . . and sleepy.
124. Pregnancy is like being part of a team where the baby is the MVP.
125. My pregnancy superpower is being able to fall asleep standing up.
126. Pregnancy is like having a tiny roommate who doesn’t respect bedtime.
127. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for parenting.
128. Pregnancy is the best excuse to avoid early morning meetings.
129. My baby’s first words will probably be ‘Mom, I’m bored. ‘
130. Pregnancy is like being in a relationship where you love someone but they kick you all the time. . . and you laugh about it.
131. I’m not forgetful, I just have pregnancy brain fog that clears up after a nap.
132. Pregnancy is like having a tiny personal assistant who reminds me to take breaks.
133. I’m not tired, I’m just preparing for the sleepless nights and endless love.
134. Pregnancy is the ultimate test of patience, love, endurance, and humor.
135. My baby’s favorite hobby is making me laugh out loud.
136. Pregnancy is like having a permanent excuse to wear fun socks.
137. I’m not grumpy, I’m just pregnant and emotional. . . and excited.
138. Pregnancy is like being part of a secret club where the password is ‘I’m exhausted, hungry, happy, and grateful. ‘
139. My pregnancy style is all about layers, stretch, and joy.
140. I’m not lazy, I’m just on mom time and loving it.
141. Pregnancy is like having a tiny dictator who demands snacks, attention, and love all day.
142. I’m not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind. . . and in my heart. . . and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Conclusion
The issue with pregnancy jokes on April Fools’ Day is not that they’re inherently bad, but rather that they can be insensitive to those dealing with fertility issues or pregnancy loss. It’s essential to be mindful of our audience and consider how our jokes might affect others. However, for those who enjoy a good laugh, there are plenty of funny and respectful pregnancy jokes to go around.
