April Fools’ Day is a time for laughter, fun, and playful deception. It’s the perfect opportunity to bring some humor and joy into your relationship. If you’re looking to surprise your fiancé with some light-hearted jokes and pranks, you’ve come to the right place. Here, we’ll explore a collection of 173 April Fools jokes designed specifically for couples. These jokes range from silly puns to clever one-liners, ensuring that your April Fools’ Day is filled with laughter and memorable moments.
173 April Fools Jokes for Your Fiancé That’ll Have Them Questioning Reality!
1. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
3. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
4. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
7. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
8. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
9. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
14. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
16. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
17. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
18. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
21. Tell him you’ve written a love song just for him and perform it with exaggerated enthusiasm!
22. Leave a note saying you’ve decided to surprise him with breakfast in bed… but it’s just a bowl of cereal!
23. Send him a text saying you found the perfect engagement ring… but it’s actually a candy ring!
24. Wrap a small gift box and tell him it’s a romantic surprise, only to reveal it’s a silly toy!
25. Claim you’ve decided to write a romantic novel about your love story, but the plot is completely ridiculous!
26. Surprise him with a candlelit dinner… made entirely of his favorite snacks!
27. Tell him you’ve booked a surprise getaway, but it’s just a trip to the backyard!
28. Leave a message saying you want to renew your vows… but only if he promises to do the dishes!
29. Send him a text saying you’ve decided to start a couples’ workout routine that only includes dancing!
30. Claim you’ve found a magic love potion that makes him irresistible, but it’s just water!
31. Tell him you’ve signed up for a couples’ cooking class, but it’s all about making desserts!
32. Leave a trail of love notes leading to a surprise… that’s just a picture of a cute puppy!
33. Tell him you’ve decided to take a romantic painting class, but the theme is just stick figures!
34. Send him a photo of a heart-shaped pancake you made, but it’s actually just a blob!
35. Claim you’ve discovered a new romantic movie you want to watch together, but it’s a cartoon!
36. Tell him you’ve found a book on how to be the perfect partner, but it’s all about cooking!
37. Leave a message saying you’ve decided to learn a new language just to impress him!
38. Wrap his favorite dessert in a fancy box and say it’s a gourmet treat from a famous chef!
39. Tell him you’ve written a heartfelt poem for him, but it’s just a silly limerick!
40. Send him a message saying you’ve decided to plan a surprise picnic, but it’s just in the living room!
41. Tell him you’ve decided to start a new fashion trend: wearing mismatched socks every day!
42. Wrap a banana in a box and present it as a high-tech gadget!
43. Claim you found a treasure map in the attic and want to search for the buried treasure!
44. Put googly eyes on his favorite snacks and tell him they’ve come to life!
45. Send him a message saying you’ve adopted a pet rock and it needs a name!
46. Tell him you’ve decided to start a band called “The Singing Vegetables”!
47. Text him a photo of a “new pet” that’s just a stuffed animal!
48. Wrap his favorite food in a giant box and act like it’s a new gourmet dish!
49. Claim you’ve found a magic lamp and wish for him to do the dishes!
50. Leave a note saying you’ve decided to start a cooking show featuring only cereal recipes!
51. Tell him you’ve signed up for a class on how to train goldfish!
52. Send him a picture of a funny-looking vegetable and say it’s your new pet!
53. Claim you’ve decided to open a bakery that only sells dessert-flavored vegetables!
54. Wrap a piece of cardboard like a gift and say it’s a new tech gadget!
55. Tell him you’ve discovered a new dance move that involves hopping on one foot!
56. Send him a message saying you’ve been invited to a secret meeting with aliens!
57. Wrap his favorite dessert in a fancy box and say it’s a gourmet treat from a famous chef!
58. Text him saying you’ve decided to learn how to speak fluent cat!
59. Leave a trail of sticky notes leading to a surprise that’s just a silly drawing!
60. Claim you’ve been selected to star in a reality show about competitive napping!
61. Tell him you’ve just invented a new flavor of ice cream: pickle and chocolate!
62. I told my partner they were drawing their eyebrows too high; they looked surprised!
63. I asked my partner to stop impersonating a flamingo, but they just couldn’t put their foot down!
64. My partner said they needed more space, so I locked them outside!
65. We decided to go on a diet together; now we just eat cake in moderation!
66. I told my partner that I’d never forget their birthday; I just forgot which day it was!
67. I told my partner I was on a whiskey diet; I lost three days already!
68. My partner asked if I’d ever cheat on them; I said only if it’s with dessert!
69. When my partner asked what’s for dinner, I said “surprise!” and ordered pizza!
70. I told my partner that they were the cheese to my macaroni; they said that’s gouda!
71. I asked my partner to give me a kiss; they said, “I’m on a no-kiss diet!”
72. My partner said they wanted to be treated like a queen; so I gave them the remote!
73. I told my partner that they’re my favorite distraction; they said, “I know!”
74. My partner said they needed to work out more; I suggested running late for dinner!
75. I told my partner they were the peanut butter to my jelly; they said, “That’s nutty!”
76. My partner thinks they’re a comedian; I just think they’re a little corny!
77. I told my partner I’d make them breakfast in bed; I just didn’t say it was cereal!
78. My partner wanted a romantic dinner; I suggested a picnic in the living room!
79. I told my partner they were my sunshine; they replied, “Then why do I need sunscreen?”
80. I said I’d always be there for my partner; they said, “Can you be there with snacks?”
81. My partner said they wanted to travel the world; I said, “How about the couch first?”
82. Why did the couple bring a ladder to their date? Because they heard the restaurant had great high spirits!
83. What did one partner say to the other on April Fools’? “You’re the only one I can fool around with!”
84. Why did the husband bring a pencil to dinner? He wanted to draw out a great conversation!
85. How do couples stay cool on April Fools’ Day? They chill together and avoid the drama!
86. What did the girlfriend say when her boyfriend forgot their anniversary? “You really need to pencil it in next time!”
87. Why did the partner put their phone in the blender? They wanted to make some “smooth” calls!
88. What did the wife say when her husband asked for a joke? “I’m not joking when I say you’re the punchline!”
89. How did the couple respond to a prank gone wrong? They just laughed it off, saying, “That’s how we roll!”
90. Why did the couple take a break from pranking each other? They needed to “recharge” their love batteries!
91. What did the partner say when they found a fake spider? “You really caught me in your web of lies!”
92. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
93. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
94. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
95. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
96. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
97. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
98. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
99. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
100. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
101. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
102. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
103. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
104. Why did the penguin build his house? Igloos it together!
105. What did one plate say to another? Dinner’s on me!
106. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
107. Tell him you’re starting a new fashion trend: wearing socks with sandals!
108. Swap his shampoo with dish soap and watch him wonder why his hair feels so dry!
109. Set his alarm clock to go off an hour earlier and pretend it’s the real time!
110. Place clear wrap across a doorway and watch him walk into it!
111. Tell him you’ve decided to have a picnic in the living room and set up a blanket and snacks!
112. Claim you’ve found a new recipe for making water taste like champagne and serve him plain water!
113. Wrap his favorite snack in a giant box and act like it’s a new gourmet dish!
114. Tell him you’ve decided to start a garden and plant a bunch of fake plants!
115. Claim you’ve invented a machine that turns thoughts into reality and pretend it works!
116. Tell him you’ve booked a surprise trip but it’s just to the local park!
117. Leave a trail of clues leading to a silly surprise like a whoopee cushion!
118. Claim you’ve discovered a new sport that involves running in place!
119. Tell him you’ve decided to start a collection of rare rocks and show him a bunch of ordinary stones!
120. Wrap a piece of cardboard like a gift and say it’s a new gadget!
121. I told my partner I’d give them a million dollars; they just have to wait for my lottery win!
122. My partner thought I was making a fancy dinner; I just meant a plate of nachos!
123. I said I’d take my partner out for a nice dinner; we ended up at the kitchen table!
124. I told my partner I was a professional pillow fluffer; they asked for my resume!
125. When my partner asked what I was doing, I said, “Just practicing my stand-up routine in the shower!”
126. I told my partner I was going to learn magic tricks; I just meant hiding snacks in my pockets!
127. My partner asked if I could fix the sink; I said, “Sure! I can turn the faucet on!”
128. I told my partner I was going to write a bestseller; it was just a list of our favorite snacks!
129. When my partner asked if I could do a cartwheel, I said, “Only if it’s in slow motion!”
130. I told my partner I’d make them a smoothie; it was just blending leftover cake!
131. My partner thought I was planning a grand picnic; it was just a snack on the couch!
132. I said I’d take them on a scenic drive; we ended up in the parking lot!
133. I told my partner I was a world-renowned chef; they laughed when I served toast!
134. When my partner asked if I could help with the laundry, I said, “Sure! I can separate the colors!”
135. I told my partner I was learning to dance; it was just a funny shimmy while cleaning!
136. My partner thought I was going to do yoga; I was really just stretching for the remote!
137. I said I’d create a masterpiece; it was just a doodle on a napkin!
138. When my partner asked for a surprise, I said, “How about a surprise nap together?”
139. I told my partner I was going to start a blog; it was just a diary of our snack adventures!
140. My partner thought I was going to bake cookies; I just meant heating up frozen ones!
141. I said I was going to become a professional snacker; my partner said I already qualified!
142. Why did the donkey annoy his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.
143. Excuse me, sir. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honor?
144. Why did the couple bring a ladder to their date? Because they heard the restaurant had great high spirits!
145. What did one partner say to the other on April Fools’? “You’re the only one I can fool around with!”
146. Why did the husband bring a pencil to dinner? He wanted to draw out a great conversation!
147. How do couples stay cool on April Fools’ Day? They chill together and avoid the drama!
148. What did the girlfriend say when her boyfriend forgot their anniversary? “You really need to pencil it in next time!”
149. Why did the partner put their phone in the blender? They wanted to make some “smooth” calls!
150. What did the wife say when her husband asked for a joke? “I’m not joking when I say you’re the punchline!”
151. Set an alarm clock to go off under his pillow and watch him jump!
152. Place a fake spider in a strategic location and enjoy the reaction!
153. Swap the salt and sugar containers in the kitchen and see how long it takes him to notice!
154. Tell him you’ve decided to redecorate the living room and move all the furniture around!
155. Claim you’ve found a new use for the vacuum cleaner as a musical instrument!
156. Set up a fake “Lost and Found” board in your home with silly items listed!
157. Tell him you’ve decided to start a collection of unusual hats and show him a bunch of silly hats!
158. Claim you’ve invented a machine that turns thoughts into drawings and pretend it works!
159. Tell him you’ve decided to have a backyard campout and set up a tent in the living room!
160. Leave a note saying you’ve decided to start a new hobby: extreme ironing!
161. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
162. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well!
163. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
164. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Conclusion
In this article, we delve into a variety of April Fools jokes that are both funny and harmless. Whether you’re a seasoned prankster or just looking for some playful humor, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your fiancé’s face. From lighthearted jokes about everyday situations to romantic pranks that add a twist to your relationship, we’ve got you covered. So, get ready to “fool around” and make this April Fools’ Day one to remember!
