April Fools’ Day is a time for playful jokes and pranks, and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious phone jokes? Whether you’re calling a friend, family member, or coworker, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to their face. Here’s a collection of 122+ April Fools jokes you can play over the phone.
April Fools’ Day, celebrated on April 1st, is a day when people traditionally play harmless pranks on each other. Phone jokes are a classic way to join in the fun, allowing you to reach out to anyone, anywhere, and surprise them with a laugh. From simple one-liners to elaborate scenarios, these jokes can be tailored to suit any relationship or sense of humor.
122+ April Fools Jokes on the Phone You Won’t Believe Are Real!
1. Call and say, “I just found out I’m related to a celebrity! Can you guess who?” After a few guesses, reveal, “It’s you!”
2. Ring them up and say, “I’m calling from the future! Please tell me: Do we finally have flying cars?”
3. Dial a friend and say, “I have a special delivery for you. It’s a box of nothing! Enjoy!”
4. Call and ask, “Can I speak to your pet? I need to schedule their grooming appointment!”
5. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your subscription to the ‘No More Socks’ club has been renewed!”
6. Call and say, “Congratulations! You’ve won a lifetime supply of… air! Breathe it in!”
7. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your voice sounds amazing on the phone today!”
8. Call and ask, “Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!”
9. Ring them up and say, “I’m from the Department of Redundancy Department!”
10. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been selected to join the ‘Socks Without Partners’ club!”
11. Call and say, “I just found out your pet goldfish is actually a world-famous singer!”
12. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Speak Like a Squirrel Day’!”
13. Phone a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your couch is now a celebrity!”
14. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the Great Pancake Flipper? I’d like to book a lesson!”
15. Dial a friend and say, “Good news! You’ve been selected to be the official taste tester for clouds!”
16. Phone a friend and say, “I’m conducting a survey: What’s your favorite flavor of cloud?”
17. Call and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your voice sounds like a melody today!”
18. Dial a friend and say, “Congratulations! You’ve just been promoted to Chief Fun Officer!”
19. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your cat has been elected as mayor!”
20. Call and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘Talk Like a Robot Day’!”
21. Dial a friend and say, “I just found out that your shoes have been secretly training for a marathon!”
22. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling from the International Bureau of Silly Walks. How’s your day?”
23. Call and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your phone is now a magical portal!”
24. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘Compliment Your Furniture Day’!”
25. Ring them up and say, “I’m calling to let you know that your favorite snack has been recalled… for being too delicious!”
26. Phone a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that your pet goldfish has been elected as the new president!”
27. Call and say, “Congratulations! You’ve been selected to receive a lifetime supply of invisible cookies!”
28. Dial a friend and say, “Is your refrigerator running? Because it just texted me about a vacation!”
29. Phone a friend and say, “I’m from the Department of Unnecessary Awkwardness. How’s your day going?”
30. Call and say, “You’ve been chosen for the ‘Best Compliment’ award! Please give yourself a compliment!”
31. Dial a friend and say, “I just found out your microwave is secretly a time machine!”
32. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘Speak Like a Superhero Day’!”
33. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the Great Bubble Wrap Popper? I’d like to book a lesson!”
34. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your toaster is plotting against you!”
35. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling from the future! Can you tell me if we have flying cats yet?”
36. Call and say, “Congratulations! You’ve won a year’s supply of invisible ink!”
37. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your refrigerator is running. You better catch it!”
38. Phone a friend and say, “Is your refrigerator running? Because I think it just texted me!”
39. Call and ask, “Can I speak to your pet? I need to schedule their therapy session!”
40. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day’!”
41. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your car has been selected for a free detailing. . . by aliens!”
42. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite video game character is running for president!”
43. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Ministry of Mischief. Your presence is required for a prankster’s meeting!”
44. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to participate in a secret experiment to turn thoughts into reality!”
45. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Okayest Golfer? I’d like to challenge them to a game!”
46. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your computer has been infected with a virus. . . of laughter!”
47. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Tell a Joke Day’!”
48. Call and say, “I just found out your phone is now a portal to another dimension. Be careful what you say!”
49. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Department of Unlikely Events. Your lottery ticket has won. . . a free ticket!”
50. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been selected to be part of a top-secret mission to find the world’s best pizza!”
51. Call and ask, “Is your refrigerator running? Because it just sent me a postcard from Hawaii!”
52. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Dance Like Nobody’s Watching Day’!”
53. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your cat has been nominated for a Nobel Prize in Napping!”
54. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite book character is coming to life. Be prepared for a visit!”
55. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Bureau of Bizarre Occurrences. Your house is haunted. . . by a friendly ghost!”
56. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to participate in a study on the effects of laughter on plants!”
57. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Prankster? I’d like to learn from them!”
58. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your shoes have been selected for a fashion show. . . on the moon!”
59. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself Day’!”
60. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite video game is now a real sport. You’ve been drafted to play!”
61. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Magic. Your wand has been selected for a special upgrade!”
62. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret society of joke tellers!”
63. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Best Cook? I’d like to taste their famous dish!”
64. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Take a Nap Day’!”
65. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your pet has been selected for a starring role in a movie!”
66. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite song is now the national anthem of a small country!”
67. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Department of Dreams. Your dreams have been upgraded to high definition!”
68. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to participate in a study on the effects of coffee on productivity!”
69. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Dancer? I’d like to challenge them to a dance-off!”
70. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your computer has been infected with a virus. . . of happiness!”
71. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Tell a Lie Day’. . . just kidding, it’s not!”
72. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite TV show is coming back. . . as a musical!”
73. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Mirth. Your presence is required for a laughter therapy session!”
74. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret experiment to turn thoughts into reality. . . again!”
75. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Okayest Chef? I’d like to taste their signature dish!”
76. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Wear Your Hair in a Funny Style Day’!”
77. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your car has been selected for a free makeover. . . by a team of clowns!”
78. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite book is now a bestseller. . . in a parallel universe!”
79. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Department of Unlikely Events. Your lottery ticket has won. . . a free hug!”
80. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been selected to participate in a study on the effects of laughter on cats!”
81. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Singer? I’d like to hear them sing!”
82. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your phone is now a device that can translate animal languages!”
83. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Play with Play-Doh Day’!”
84. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite video game character is running for mayor!”
85. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Magic. Your magic wand has been upgraded to include a built-in toaster!”
86. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret society of pranksters!”
87. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Best Joke Teller? I’d like to hear their best joke!”
88. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Take a Break from Technology Day’!”
89. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your pet has been selected for a starring role in a commercial!”
90. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite song is now the theme song for a new TV show!”
91. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Department of Dreams. Your dreams have been upgraded to include a free side of fries!”
92. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to participate in a study on the effects of music on plants!”
93. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Artist? I’d like to see their latest masterpiece!”
94. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your computer has been infected with a virus. . . of creativity!”
95. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Tell a Story Day’!”
96. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite TV show is coming back. . . as a reality show!”
97. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Mirth. Your presence is required for a laughter therapy session. . . again!”
98. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret experiment to turn thoughts into reality. . . again and again!”
99. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Okayest Musician? I’d like to hear them play!”
100. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Wear Your Pajamas to School Day’!”
101. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your car has been selected for a free detailing. . . by a team of robots!”
102. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite book character is coming to life. Be prepared for a visit. . . again!”
103. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Department of Unlikely Events. Your lottery ticket has won. . . a free pizza!”
104. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been selected to participate in a study on the effects of laughter on dogs!”
105. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Comedian? I’d like to hear their best joke!”
106. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your phone is now a device that can translate any language!”
107. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Play with LEGO Day’!”
108. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite video game is now a real sport. You’ve been drafted to play. . . again!”
109. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Magic. Your magic wand has been upgraded to include a built-in coffee maker!”
110. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret society of joke tellers. . . again!”
111. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Best Dancer? I’d like to challenge them to a dance-off. . . again!”
112. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Take a Break from Work Day’!”
113. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your pet has been selected for a starring role in a TV show!”
114. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite song is now the national anthem of a small island!”
115. Dial a friend and say, “I’m calling from the Department of Dreams. Your dreams have been upgraded to include a free side of ice cream!”
116. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to participate in a study on the effects of music on cats!”
117. Call and ask, “Is this the residence of the World’s Greatest Singer? I’d like to hear them sing. . . again!”
118. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to let you know that your computer has been infected with a virus. . . of excitement!”
119. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to remind you that today is ‘National Tell a Secret Day’!”
120. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite TV show is coming back. . . as a cartoon!”
121. Dial a friend and say, “I’m from the Ministry of Mirth. Your presence is required for a laughter therapy session. . . again and again!”
122. Phone a friend and say, “You’ve been chosen to be part of a secret experiment to turn thoughts into reality. . . one more time!”
123. Call and ask, “Is this the home of the World’s Okayest Artist? I’d like to see their latest masterpiece!”
124. Dial a friend and say, “I just wanted to remind you that today is ‘National Wear Your Hair in a Crazy Style Day’!”
125. Phone a friend and say, “I’m calling to inform you that your car has been selected for a free makeover. . . by a team of artists!”
126. Call and say, “I just found out your favorite book character is coming to life. Be prepared for a visit. . . again and again!”
Conclusion
The beauty of phone jokes lies in their versatility and ease of execution. You can call someone at any time, making it a perfect way to surprise them unexpectedly. These jokes range from silly questions and statements to more complex scenarios that might leave the recipient wondering what’s real and what’s not. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a more involved prank, there’s something here for everyone.
