Easter is a time of joy and celebration in many Christian communities. It’s a moment to reflect on faith, family, and the renewal of life. For pastors, finding ways to engage their congregation with humor can be a great way to lighten the mood and make sermons more relatable. Easter jokes can add a playful touch to sermons, youth group meetings, or even just casual gatherings. Here are over 180 Easter jokes that pastors can use to bring laughter and smiles to their communities.
180+ Easter Jokes for Pastors That’ll Make Your Congregation LOL
1. Why did the Easter egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure.
2. Why did the bunny go to the doctor? He had hare-loss.
3. What did the Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? “Let’s crack each other up!”
4. Why did Jesus go to the party? Because he heard it was a “miracle” bash.
5. What do you call a group of cows singing on Easter? A moo-sical resurrection.
6. Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the Easter service? He wanted to take his sermon to a higher level.
7. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Easter party? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why did the chicken go to the Easter party? To get some egg-citement.
10. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
11. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good listener? An egg-cellent counselor.
12. Why did the bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
13. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
14. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You crack me up!”
15. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
16. Why did the Easter egg join a band? It was an egg-cellent drummer.
17. What do you call a bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brained bunny.
18. Why did the Easter bunny go to the dentist? He had a hare-raising experience.
19. Why did the egg go to the gym? To get egg-stra fit.
20. What did the Easter bunny say when he got lost? “Somebunny help me!”
21. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
22. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough.
23. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
24. Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little cracked.
25. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “heavenly” good time.
26. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-maize-ing!”
27. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
28. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
29. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
30. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
31. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
32. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
33. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
34. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
35. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
36. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
37. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
38. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
39. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
40. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
41. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
42. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
43. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
44. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
45. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
46. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
47. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
48. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
49. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
50. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
51. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
52. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
53. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
54. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
55. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
56. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
57. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
58. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
59. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
60. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
61. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
62. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
63. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
64. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
65. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
66. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
67. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
68. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
69. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
70. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
71. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
72. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
73. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
74. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
75. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
76. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
77. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
78. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
79. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
80. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
81. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
82. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
83. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
84. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
85. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
86. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
87. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
88. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
89. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
90. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
91. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
92. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
93. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
94. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
95. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
96. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
97. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
98. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
99. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
100. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
101. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
102. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
103. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
104. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
105. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
106. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
107. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
108. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
109. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
110. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
111. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
112. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
113. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
114. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
115. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
116. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
117. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
118. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
119. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
120. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowlday.
121. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
122. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
123. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
124. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
125. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
126. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
127. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
128. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
129. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
130. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
131. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
132. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
133. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
134. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
135. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
136. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
137. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
138. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
139. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
140. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
141. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
142. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
143. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
144. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
145. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
146. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
147. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
148. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
149. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
150. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
151. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
152. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
153. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
154. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
155. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
156. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
157. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
158. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
159. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
160. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
161. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
162. Why did the pastor bring eggs to the Easter service? To have an egg-stra special sermon.
163. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He had a hare-raising experience.
164. What do you call a bunny that does magic tricks? A hare-raising magician.
165. Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty parlor? To get a crack-ing new look.
166. Why did the pastor wear a chicken suit to church? He wanted to have a fowl day.
167. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-raising muscles.
168. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments on Easter? An egg-cellent orchestra.
169. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little scrambled.
170. Why did Jesus go to the Easter egg hunt? To find the egg-stra special ones.
171. What did the Easter bunny say to the egg? “You’re egg-stra special!”
172. Why did the pastor bring a bunny to church? To have a hopping good sermon.
173. Why did the Easter egg join a sports team? It was an egg-cellent player.
174. What do you call a bunny with a big heart? A hare-tastic bunny.
175. Why did the Easter bunny go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a paws-itively gorgeous haircut.
176. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little fried.
177. What did the Easter bunny say when he got tired? “I’m all egg-hausted!”
178. Why did the pastor wear a bunny suit to church? He wanted to have a hopping good time.
179. Why did the Easter egg go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibition.
180. What do you call an Easter egg that’s a good dancer? An egg-cellent dancer.
181. Why did the bunny go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
182. Why did Jesus go to the Easter party? He heard it was a “miracle” bash.
183. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re a-peeling!”
184. Why did the Easter egg go to the therapist? It was feeling a little cracked.
Conclusion
This article provides a comprehensive list of Easter jokes suitable for pastors. These jokes range from puns about eggs and bunnies to clever twists on biblical stories. They are designed to be light-hearted and respectful, making them perfect for incorporating into Easter sermons or events. Whether you’re looking to entertain children or adults, there’s something here for everyone.
