Easter is a magical holiday filled with colorful eggs, fluffy bunnies, and sweet treats. But it’s also a great chance to share some light-hearted fun. Kids love jokes, especially when they are about things they see and enjoy during Easter. Simple, clean, and funny jokes help children develop language skills, boost their confidence, and bring smiles to their faces.
This collection of Easter jokes is designed just for 7-year-olds. The jokes use simple words and short sentences so kids can easily understand and remember them. Whether you are a parent, teacher, or just someone who loves to make children laugh, these jokes will be a hit at Easter parties, classrooms, or family gatherings.
Get ready to hop into a world of laughter with these 130+ Easter jokes!
130+ Easter Jokes for 7-Year-Olds That’ll Make You Giggle
1. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
2. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny!
3. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
4. Why don’t Easter eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
5. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise!
6. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
7. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
8. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
9. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-stra-terrestrial!
10. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To get to the carrot patch!
11. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
12. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!
13. What do you call a rabbit who is really good at math? A multiplying bunny!
14. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!
15. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egg-stra smart!
16. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder? To reach the eggs on the top shelf!
17. What do you get when you mix a bunny with a spider? A hare-net!
18. Why was the Easter egg so good at sports? Because it had great shell-f control!
19. What do you call a bunny who tells tall tales? A fib-bunny!
20. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
21. What do you get when you cross a bunny and a duck? A quacker!
22. Why did the Easter Bunny sit on a watch? Because he wanted to be on time!
23. What’s the best way to catch a runaway Easter egg? Use an egg-net!
24. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? Because he felt egg-stra tired!
25. What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A yolkster!
26. How do bunnies stay in shape? By doing hare-obics!
27. What kind of stories do Easter eggs like best? Yolk tales!
28. What do you call a bunny who loves to dance? A hop star!
29. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pencil? To draw some egg-citing pictures!
30. What do you call a rabbit who loves to paint? A hare-brush artist!
31. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? Because they might crack up!
32. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a bee? A honey bunny!
33. What do you call a bunny who loves to sing? A hop-eratic!
34. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map? To find the egg-cellent treasures!
35. What do you call a bunny who is a great detective? Sherlock Hops!
36. Why did the egg go to the party? Because it was egg-cited!
37. What do you call a bunny who loves to read? A book hare!
38. How do you know the Easter Bunny is smart? Because he uses egg-cellent ideas!
39. What do you call a bunny who loves to play soccer? A goal hopper!
40. Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket? For hare-speeding!
41. What do you call a bunny who loves to cook? A hare-chef!
42. Why did the egg go to the beach? To get a little egg-stra sun!
43. What do you call a bunny who loves to swim? A hare-y diver!
44. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a camera? To take egg-cellent photos!
45. What do you call a bunny who loves to do magic? A hare-illusionist!
46. Why did the egg get in trouble at school? Because it was cracking jokes!
47. What do you call a bunny who loves to play video games? A hop gamer!
48. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a backpack? To carry all his egg supplies!
49. What do you call a bunny who loves to tell stories? A hop-ographer!
50. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? To get egg-stra strong!
51. What do you call a bunny who loves to garden? A hare-dresser!
52. Why did the egg go to the library? To get some egg-citing books!
53. What do you call a bunny who loves to skateboard? A hop-ster!
54. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a hat? To keep his ears warm!
55. What do you call a bunny who loves to paint eggs? An egg-spert artist!
56. Why did the egg hide in the fridge? Because it was feeling a little chilly!
57. What do you call a bunny who loves to play basketball? A slam hop!
58. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a flashlight? To find eggs in the dark!
59. What do you call a bunny who loves to play the guitar? A hop-star musician!
60. Why did the egg go to the dentist? To get a little egg-stra care!
61. What do you call a bunny who loves to write poems? A hare-lyricist!
62. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a paintbrush? To color the eggs!
63. What do you call a bunny who loves to do puzzles? A hop-brain!
64. Why did the egg go to the doctor? Because it felt a little cracked!
65. What do you call a bunny who loves to play tennis? A hop-smash!
66. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a basket? To carry all the eggs!
67. What do you call a bunny who loves to play chess? A hare-strategist!
68. Why did the egg go to the zoo? To see the egg-sotic animals!
69. What do you call a bunny who loves to bake? A hare-cook!
70. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whistle? To call his bunny friends!
71. What do you call a bunny who loves to do science? A hop-chemist!
72. Why did the egg go to the park? To get some fresh air!
73. What do you call a bunny who loves to play drums? A hop-beat!
74. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a book? To read stories to the chicks!
75. What do you call a bunny who loves to act? A hop-star performer!
76. Why did the egg go to the playground? To have some egg-citing fun!
77. What do you call a bunny who loves to do karate? A hop-kick!
78. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a scarf? To keep warm on chilly days!
79. What do you call a bunny who loves to play baseball? A hop-runner!
80. Why did the egg go to the movie theater? To watch an egg-citing film!
81. What do you call a bunny who loves to do gymnastics? A hop-flip!
82. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a hat? To look stylish!
83. What do you call a bunny who loves to play soccer? A hop-goal!
84. Why did the egg go to the concert? To hear some egg-cellent music!
85. What do you call a bunny who loves to do magic tricks? A hop-wizard!
86. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a camera? To capture all the fun moments!
87. What do you call a bunny who loves to play the piano? A hop-ianist!
88. Why did the egg go to the carnival? To have some egg-citing rides!
89. What do you call a bunny who loves to do yoga? A hop-stretch!
90. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map? To find all the hidden eggs!
91. What do you call a bunny who loves to play golf? A hop-putter!
92. Why did the egg go to the circus? To see the egg-straordinary acts!
93. What do you call a bunny who loves to do puzzles? A hop-brain!
94. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a flashlight? To find eggs at night!
95. What do you call a bunny who loves to play volleyball? A hop-spiker!
96. Why did the egg go to the farm? To meet the egg-stra animals!
97. What do you call a bunny who loves to play hockey? A hop-puck!
98. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a basket? To carry all the chocolate eggs!
99. What do you call a bunny who loves to play the drums? A hop-beater!
100. Why did the egg go to the ice cream shop? To get an egg-cellent treat!
101. What do you call a bunny who loves to do painting? A hop-artist!
102. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whistle? To call his bunny friends!
103. What do you call a bunny who loves to read? A book-hopper!
104. Why did the egg go to the library? To find some egg-citing books!
105. What do you call a bunny who loves to play basketball? A slam-hop!
106. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder? To reach the eggs on the tree!
107. What do you call a bunny who loves to sing? A hop-star!
108. Why did the egg go to the park? To have some egg-citing fun!
109. What do you call a bunny who loves to do karate? A hop-kick!
110. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a scarf? To keep warm!
111. What do you call a bunny who loves to play baseball? A hop-runner!
112. Why did the egg go to the movie theater? To watch an egg-citing film!
113. What do you call a bunny who loves to do gymnastics? A hop-flip!
114. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a hat? To look cool!
115. What do you call a bunny who loves to play soccer? A hop-goal!
116. Why did the egg go to the concert? To hear some egg-cellent music!
117. What do you call a bunny who loves to do magic tricks? A hop-wizard!
118. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a camera? To take pictures of the fun!
119. What do you call a bunny who loves to play the piano? A hop-ianist!
120. Why did the egg go to the carnival? To ride the egg-citing rides!
121. What do you call a bunny who loves to do yoga? A hop-stretch!
122. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map? To find the hidden eggs!
123. What do you call a bunny who loves to play golf? A hop-putter!
124. Why did the egg go to the circus? To see the egg-straordinary acts!
125. What do you call a bunny who loves to do puzzles? A hop-brain!
126. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a flashlight? To find eggs in the dark!
127. What do you call a bunny who loves to play volleyball? A hop-spiker!
128. Why did the egg go to the farm? To meet the egg-stra animals!
129. What do you call a bunny who loves to play hockey? A hop-puck!
130. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a basket? To carry all the chocolate eggs!
Conclusion
Easter is a wonderful time to share joy and laughter with kids. These 130+ Easter jokes are perfect for 7-year-olds because they are simple, fun, and full of Easter spirit. Whether you use them at home, school, or at an Easter party, these jokes will bring smiles and giggles to everyone. Keep this list handy to brighten up the holiday and make it even more special with lots of laughter. Happy Easter and happy joking!
