Easter is a time for chocolate, bunnies, and family gatherings. But sometimes, the best way to spice up the holiday is with a little humor that’s a bit cheeky, a bit naughty, and definitely inappropriate. If you’re tired of the same old egg puns and bunny jokes, you’re in the right place. This article is packed with over 110 inappropriate Easter jokes that will have you snickering behind your hand or maybe even blushing a little.
Warning: These jokes are not for the easily offended or the very young. They’re meant for adults who enjoy a little risqué humor with their holiday fun. So, grab your chocolate bunny, sit back, and get ready to laugh—maybe a bit too loudly at your next Easter brunch.
110+ Inappropriate Easter Jokes to Lighten Up Your Day
1. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To get away from all the horny chicks!
2. What do you call a rabbit that tells dirty jokes? A funny bunny with a naughty hop.
3. Why don’t bunnies ever get hot? Because they have hare conditioning—if you know what I mean.
4. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Hare-raising stuff.
5. How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting too long in the bedroom.
6. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was afraid of getting cracked. . . just like my last date.
7. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been naughty? A little cracked in the head.
8. Why was the Easter Bunny so good in bed? Because he had a lot of experience hopping around.
9. What’s the difference between an Easter egg and a politician? One’s full of yolk, the other’s full of crap.
10. Why did the Easter Bunny get arrested? For egg-splosive behavior in the bedroom.
11. How do you know the Easter Bunny is a player? He’s always chasing tail.
12. What do you call a bunny with a large. . . personality? A big hare.
13. Why don’t Easter eggs tell secrets? Because they might crack under pressure.
14. What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a vibrator? An egg-citing surprise.
15. Why did the Easter Bunny break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too “egg-sessive” in bed.
16. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The hare-raising one.
17. How do you make an Easter egg blush? Show it your basket.
18. What did the naughty Easter egg say to the chick? “Wanna get scrambled?”
19. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the bedroom? To reach new heights.
20. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Anything with lots of hops.
21. How do you know if an Easter egg is horny? It starts to crack up.
22. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the strip club? He kept trying to hop on stage.
23. What do you call a bunny who’s always in trouble? A hare-raising rebel.
24. Why was the Easter egg blushing? Because it saw the bunny’s basket.
25. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? “You’re looking a little. . . hard. ”
26. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his territory.
27. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
28. How do you make a rabbit orgasm? Tell it a dirty joke.
29. What’s the difference between a chocolate bunny and a real one? One melts in your mouth, the other melts in your bed.
30. Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket? Because he was chasing tail.
31. What do you call a bunny that’s good with his hands? A skilled hopper.
32. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re always getting cracked.
33. What’s the Easter Bunny’s secret to a great night? Lots of hopping and no stopping.
34. Why was the Easter Bunny single? Because he was too egg-centric.
35. What do you call a naughty Easter Bunny? A hare with flair.
36. Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy? To deal with his hare-raising issues.
37. How do you keep an Easter egg from getting laid? Put it in a cold fridge.
38. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, obviously.
39. Why did the Easter Bunny get a promotion? Because he was good at handling his balls.
40. What’s the difference between a bunny and a pornstar? One hops around, the other hops in bed.
41. Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little cracked up.
42. What do you call a rabbit with a big ego? A hare-brained showoff.
43. Why did the Easter Bunny break the internet? Because he posted too many naughty pics.
44. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hide and seek. . . in the bedroom.
45. Why was the Easter Bunny always tired? Because he was up all night hopping.
46. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A little scrambled.
47. How do you know the Easter Bunny is a bad liar? Because his nose twitches.
48. Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket? He was caught hopping on the freeway.
49. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite pick-up line? “Wanna see my basket?”
50. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? To work on his buns.
51. What do you call a rabbit who’s always flirting? A hare magnet.
52. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re always in a shell.
53. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Anything with lots of hopping.
54. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his territory.
55. What’s the difference between an Easter egg and a politician? One’s full of yolk, the other’s full of crap.
56. Why did the Easter Bunny get arrested? For egg-splosive behavior in the bedroom.
57. How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting too long in the bedroom.
58. What do you call a bunny with a large. . . personality? A big hare.
59. Why don’t bunnies ever get hot? Because they have hare conditioning—if you know what I mean.
60. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The hare-raising one.
61. How do you make an Easter egg blush? Show it your basket.
62. What did the naughty Easter egg say to the chick? “Wanna get scrambled?”
63. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the bedroom? To reach new heights.
64. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Anything with lots of hops.
65. How do you know if an Easter egg is horny? It starts to crack up.
66. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the strip club? He kept trying to hop on stage.
67. What do you call a bunny who’s always in trouble? A hare-raising rebel.
68. Why was the Easter egg blushing? Because it saw the bunny’s basket.
69. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? “You’re looking a little. . . hard. ”
70. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his territory.
71. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
72. How do you make a rabbit orgasm? Tell it a dirty joke.
73. What’s the difference between a chocolate bunny and a real one? One melts in your mouth, the other melts in your bed.
74. Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket? Because he was chasing tail.
75. What do you call a bunny that’s good with his hands? A skilled hopper.
76. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re always getting cracked.
77. What’s the Easter Bunny’s secret to a great night? Lots of hopping and no stopping.
78. Why was the Easter Bunny single? Because he was too egg-centric.
79. What do you call a naughty Easter Bunny? A hare with flair.
80. Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy? To deal with his hare-raising issues.
81. How do you keep an Easter egg from getting laid? Put it in a cold fridge.
82. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, obviously.
83. Why did the Easter Bunny get a promotion? Because he was good at handling his balls.
84. What’s the difference between a bunny and a pornstar? One hops around, the other hops in bed.
85. Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor? It was feeling a little cracked up.
86. What do you call a rabbit with a big ego? A hare-brained showoff.
87. Why did the Easter Bunny break the internet? Because he posted too many naughty pics.
88. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hide and seek. . . in the bedroom.
89. Why was the Easter Bunny always tired? Because he was up all night hopping.
90. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A little scrambled.
91. How do you know the Easter Bunny is a bad liar? Because his nose twitches.
92. Why did the Easter Bunny get a speeding ticket? He was caught hopping on the freeway.
93. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite pick-up line? “Wanna see my basket?”
94. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? To work on his buns.
95. What do you call a rabbit who’s always flirting? A hare magnet.
96. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re always in a shell.
97. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Anything with lots of hopping.
98. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his territory.
99. What’s the difference between an Easter egg and a politician? One’s full of yolk, the other’s full of crap.
100. Why did the Easter Bunny get arrested? For egg-splosive behavior in the bedroom.
101. How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting too long in the bedroom.
102. What do you call a bunny with a large. . . personality? A big hare.
103. Why don’t bunnies ever get hot? Because they have hare conditioning—if you know what I mean.
104. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The hare-raising one.
105. How do you make an Easter egg blush? Show it your basket.
106. What did the naughty Easter egg say to the chick? “Wanna get scrambled?”
107. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the bedroom? To reach new heights.
108. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Anything with lots of hops.
109. How do you know if an Easter egg is horny? It starts to crack up.
110. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the strip club? He kept trying to hop on stage.
111. What do you call a bunny who’s always in trouble? A hare-raising rebel.
Conclusion
Easter doesn’t have to be all about pastel colors and innocent egg hunts. These 110+ inappropriate Easter jokes bring a naughty twist to the holiday. They’re perfect for adult gatherings, late-night laughs, or just to spice up your Easter humor. Remember to use them wisely and with the right crowd. After all, the best jokes are the ones that get everyone laughing—without cracking too many eggs!
Happy Easter and happy laughing!
