Easter is a time for chocolate eggs, colorful bunnies, and family gatherings. But sometimes, the holiday could use a little spice — a little naughty humor to make those egg hunts a bit more interesting. If you’re tired of the same old clean jokes about chicks and carrots, you’ve come to the right place. This article is packed with over 115 dirty Easter jokes that are perfect for adults who like their humor a bit on the cheeky side.
Whether you want to break the ice at an Easter party or just enjoy a laugh with friends, these jokes will have you giggling, blushing, and maybe even snorting your chocolate milk. So grab your basket, hop along, and get ready for some eggs-tra dirty fun!
115+ Dirty Easter Jokes That’ll Crack Your Eggs with Laughter
1. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he didn’t want anyone to see his “egg-stra” big surprise.
2. What do you call a naughty Easter egg? A bad egg with a cracking personality.
3. Why do Easter eggs never tell secrets? Because they might crack under pressure… or get a little dirty.
4. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of egg-cercise, if you know what I mean.
5. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of porn? Hop-erotic films.
6. Why did the chick blush? Because it saw the hen laying an egg in a very “hot” position.
7. What do you get when the Easter Bunny gets frisky? Egg-streme pleasure.
8. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re always getting cracked.
9. What’s the difference between an Easter egg and a dirty joke? One’s colorful and the other’s just plain naughty.
10. Why did the Easter Bunny break up with his girlfriend? She said he was all about the “buns” and not the fun.
11. How do you make an Easter egg squirt? Put it in a naughty basket.
12. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The hop and roll.
13. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to bed? To reach new heights of pleasure.
14. What do you call a sexy Easter chick? A peep tease.
15. Why is the Easter Bunny so good in bed? Because he knows how to hop to it.
16. What do you call an Easter egg with a naughty secret? A dirty yolk.
17. Why did the Easter Bunny get arrested? For hopping into some adult-only fun.
18. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been in the sun too long? Hard-boiled and hot.
19. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a condom? To keep his eggs safe.
20. How do Easter eggs stay so tight? They do lots of shell-robics.
21. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
22. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his naughty spots.
23. What do you call a bunny with a big package? Easter’s best delivery.
24. Why did the Easter egg go to therapy? It had too many cracks in its love life.
25. What’s the dirtiest thing about Easter? The bunny’s secret “burrow. ”
26. Why don’t Easter eggs ever get laid? Because they’re too busy getting cracked.
27. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hide and seek… in the bedroom.
28. Why did the Easter Bunny blush? He saw the chick in a compromising position.
29. What do you call a bunny that loves to party? A hop-head.
30. Why did the Easter Bunny get a spanking? For being too “egg-cited. ”
31. What do you call a naughty Easter egg hunt? A hunt for dirty secrets.
32. Why did the Easter Bunny bring lube? Because he knew it was going to be a slippery ride.
33. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of porn? Bunny hops and dirty drops.
34. Why did the Easter Bunny get a boner? Because he saw the carrot stick.
35. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been used? A cracked slut.
36. Why did the Easter Bunny wear tight pants? To show off his “egg-cellent” assets.
37. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The carrot stick.
38. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught cheating? Because he left egg trails.
39. What do you call a chick that loves to tease? A peep show.
40. Why did the Easter Bunny bring handcuffs? To keep the fun “hopping. ”
41. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sex toy? The carrot vibrator.
42. Why did the Easter Bunny get a spanking? For being a bad “bunny. ”
43. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A yolkster.
44. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the party? For hopping into the wrong bed.
45. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The bunny hop.
46. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a thong? To keep his tail in place.
47. What do you call a bunny with a big cock? The Easter stud.
48. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught in the act? Because he left egg stains.
49. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Strip hop.
50. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whip? To keep the eggs in line.
51. What do you call a chick that loves to party? A peep slut.
52. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his naughty spots.
53. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
54. Why did the Easter Bunny get a boner? Because he saw the carrot stick.
55. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been used? A cracked slut.
56. Why did the Easter Bunny wear tight pants? To show off his “egg-cellent” assets.
57. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The carrot stick.
58. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught cheating? Because he left egg trails.
59. What do you call a chick that loves to tease? A peep show.
60. Why did the Easter Bunny bring handcuffs? To keep the fun “hopping. ”
61. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sex toy? The carrot vibrator.
62. Why did the Easter Bunny get a spanking? For being a bad “bunny. ”
63. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A yolkster.
64. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the party? For hopping into the wrong bed.
65. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The bunny hop.
66. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a thong? To keep his tail in place.
67. What do you call a bunny with a big cock? The Easter stud.
68. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught in the act? Because he left egg stains.
69. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Strip hop.
70. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whip? To keep the eggs in line.
71. What do you call a chick that loves to party? A peep slut.
72. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his naughty spots.
73. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
74. Why did the Easter Bunny get a boner? Because he saw the carrot stick.
75. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been used? A cracked slut.
76. Why did the Easter Bunny wear tight pants? To show off his “egg-cellent” assets.
77. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The carrot stick.
78. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught cheating? Because he left egg trails.
79. What do you call a chick that loves to tease? A peep show.
80. Why did the Easter Bunny bring handcuffs? To keep the fun “hopping. ”
81. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sex toy? The carrot vibrator.
82. Why did the Easter Bunny get a spanking? For being a bad “bunny. ”
83. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A yolkster.
84. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the party? For hopping into the wrong bed.
85. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The bunny hop.
86. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a thong? To keep his tail in place.
87. What do you call a bunny with a big cock? The Easter stud.
88. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught in the act? Because he left egg stains.
89. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Strip hop.
90. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whip? To keep the eggs in line.
91. What do you call a chick that loves to party? A peep slut.
92. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his naughty spots.
93. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
94. Why did the Easter Bunny get a boner? Because he saw the carrot stick.
95. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been used? A cracked slut.
96. Why did the Easter Bunny wear tight pants? To show off his “egg-cellent” assets.
97. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The carrot stick.
98. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught cheating? Because he left egg trails.
99. What do you call a chick that loves to tease? A peep show.
100. Why did the Easter Bunny bring handcuffs? To keep the fun “hopping. ”
101. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sex toy? The carrot vibrator.
102. Why did the Easter Bunny get a spanking? For being a bad “bunny. ”
103. What do you call an Easter egg with a dirty mind? A yolkster.
104. Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the party? For hopping into the wrong bed.
105. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The bunny hop.
106. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a thong? To keep his tail in place.
107. What do you call a bunny with a big cock? The Easter stud.
108. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught in the act? Because he left egg stains.
109. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Strip hop.
110. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whip? To keep the eggs in line.
111. What do you call a chick that loves to party? A peep slut.
112. Why did the Easter Bunny get a tattoo? To mark his naughty spots.
113. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite drink? A carrot-tini with a twist.
114. Why did the Easter Bunny get a boner? Because he saw the carrot stick.
115. What do you call an Easter egg that’s been used? A cracked slut.
116. Why did the Easter Bunny wear tight pants? To show off his “egg-cellent” assets.
117. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite position? The carrot stick.
118. Why did the Easter Bunny get caught cheating? Because he left egg trails.
119. What do you call a chick that loves to tease? A peep show.
120. Why did the Easter Bunny bring handcuffs? To keep the fun “hopping. ”
Conclusion
These 115+ dirty Easter jokes add a naughty twist to your holiday fun. They are perfect for adult gatherings, parties, or just sharing a laugh with friends who appreciate a little risqué humor. Remember, humor is about timing and audience. Use these jokes wisely and keep the Easter spirit alive—just with a little extra spice!
Happy Easter, and may your jokes be as sweet as your chocolate eggs!
