Easter is not just about colorful eggs and delicious candy; it’s also a perfect time to share some lighthearted fun and laughter. What better way to celebrate than with a treasure trove of Easter candy jokes? Whether you’re hunting for giggles to entertain kids or looking to add some humor to your holiday gatherings, these 149 Easter candy jokes will have everyone hopping with joy. From chocolate bunnies to jelly beans, these jokes are as sweet as the treats themselves.
149 Easter Candy Jokes That’ll Have You Cracking Up Over Caramel!
1. Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrot!
2. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny!
3. What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham!
4. What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance!
5. Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone’s cracking yolks!
6. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean!
7. What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after!
8. Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps!
9. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray!
10. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
11. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!
12. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises!
13. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
14. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!
15. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you!
16. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
17. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
18. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
19. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
20. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled!
21. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop!
22. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
23. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
24. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail!
25. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant!
26. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent!
27. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny!
28. Why did the chocolate bunny not want to fight? It didn’t have the guts to!
29. Why was the Easter bunny so late to the party? He had too many hare-ends to run!
30. What game does the Easter bunny like to play? Hopscotch!
31. What do bunnies do right before they eat? They say, “lettuce pray!”
32. Which rabbits are the oldest? The gray hares!
33. What does the Easter bunny have in common with LeBron James? They are both good at stuffing baskets!
34. What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens? Pass their eggs-ams!
35. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that, it’s not empty anymore!
36. Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? Because no poaching is allowed!
37. What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
38. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
39. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
40. What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed!
41. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day!
42. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er!
43. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job!
44. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
45. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
46. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
47. Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny!
48. What do you call an extra funny Easter egg? An egg-stra hilarious yolker!
49. How were the most beautiful Easter eggs described? They were to dye for!
50. What kind of workouts do eggs like? Egg-streme sports!
51. How do you describe an egg that’s a little unconventional? Egg-centric!
52. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Who do you eggs-pect?
53. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny loves you!
54. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima ‘bout to eat some Easter candy!
55. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some Easter cookies in there? It smells good!
56. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to hide eggs?
57. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ion. Ion who? Ion know who took my candy, but I’m mad!
58. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me hunt eggs?
59. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really good egg hunter!
60. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
61. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
62. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
63. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
64. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.
65. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
66. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
67. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
68. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
69. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moira. Moira who? Moira chocolate bunnies please!
70. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my Easter basket!
71. I carrot wait to see you on Easter!
72. Have fun celebrating this egg-stra special day!
73. Hop to it! It’s Easter!
74. Time to egg-celerate the fun!
75. Oh, for Peep’s sake!
76. I have an Easter secret for you, but I’m hoping you won’t hare it!
77. I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me!
78. I hid all the kids’ candy in my stomach!
79. Easter egg hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
80. When the store sells out of egg-decorating kits the day before Easter, it’s a do-or-dye situation.
81. Happy Easter to my peeps!
82. Hoppy Easter!
83. Ears to a great Easter.
84. Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
85. Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
86. Sending you warm Easter wishes… by hare-mail!
87. Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
88. Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
89. Don’t be a basket case!
90. This meal is to dye for.
91. Hot cross pun, anyone?
92. Gotta a question about Easter? Just basket.
93. Wow, you’ve got a lot of Easter dinner leftovers. You must have really hammed it up.
94. Chocolate may be your favorite Easter candy, but all we are saying is give Peeps a chance.
95. Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket!
96. How can you get to the Easter dinner faster? Take the egg-spress lane!
97. What’s a proper toast at Easter? Ears to a great Easter!
98. How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet!
99. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is!
100. How does Easter end? With an “R”!
101. Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
102. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
103. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace!
104. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
105. What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy!
106. How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!
107. What do you call a rabbit that’s been kicked out of school? Egg-spelled!
108. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop!
109. Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrot!
110. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a spider? A hare-net!
111. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of story? One with a good hare-raising ending!
112. Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
113. What do you call a chocolate bunny that tells scary stories? A fright rabbit!
114. Why don’t you tell secrets on Easter? Because the eggs might crack!
115. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
116. What do you call a marshmallow chick that’s always on time? A punctual Peep!
117. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
118. What do you call an Easter candy that’s always calm? A cool Peep!
119. Why did the chocolate egg go to therapy? Because it felt empty inside!
120. What’s the favorite candy of the Easter Bunny? Anything that’s egg-stra sweet!
121. Why do Easter eggs never tell jokes? They might crack up!
122. What do you call a bunny who loves to sing? A hare-monious singer!
123. Why was the Easter candy so good at school? Because it was always on the “sweet” spot!
124. What do you call a group of Easter eggs who love to party? The egg-citement crew!
125. Why did the bunny bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to hop to new heights!
126. What do you call a chocolate bunny with a carrot? A snack with benefits!
127. How do you organize an Easter candy party? You “egg” it on!
128. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of exercise? Jump rope!
129. Why did the jelly bean go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little blue!
130. What do you call an Easter candy that tells jokes? A pun-kin!
131. Why did the Easter candy go to school? To become a Smartie!
132. What do you call a bunny who loves to read? A book hare!
133. How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? With hare conditioning!
134. What do you call a bunny who’s good at math? A multiplying hare!
135. Why did the chocolate bunny go to the gym? To get a little more “bunny” in its step!
136. What do you call an Easter egg who’s a great dancer? An egg-cellent mover!
137. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map? To find the egg-citement!
138. What’s the favorite candy of a rabbit who loves music? A tootsie roll!
139. Why did the Easter candy go to the party? Because it was a real sweet tooth!
140. What do you call a bunny who’s a great chef? An egg-spert cook!
141. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!
142. What do you call a bunny who loves to paint? An artist hare!
143. Why did the jelly bean get a job? To make some dough!
144. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of movie? A hare-raising thriller!
145. What do you call an Easter candy that’s always happy? A sweetie pie!
146. Why did the chocolate bunny go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little cracked!
147. What do you call a bunny who loves to dance? A hop star!
148. Why did the Easter egg go to the party? Because it wanted to have an egg-stra good time!
149. What do you call a bunny who loves to tell jokes? A punny bunny!
Conclusion
These jokes are crafted with simple clauses and easy-to-understand humor, perfect for sharing with family and friends during your Easter celebrations. From puns on carrots and chocolate to playful takes on bunny antics, these jokes cover every sweet aspect of Easter candy.
Happy Easter and keep laughing!
