Easter is a time for joy, chocolate, and of course, those iconic marshmallow Peeps. These sweet, colorful treats have inspired a whole bunch of jokes that are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Whether you’re hunting for some light-hearted fun or want to add some laughter to your Easter celebrations, these 125 Easter Peep jokes will have you giggling like a bunny in no time. Get ready to hop into a world of silly puns, playful wordplay, and marshmallow madness!
125 Easter Peep Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Pee!
1. What do you call a Peep that tells jokes? A marsh-mallow comedian!
2. Why did the Peep go to school? To become a little egg-stra smart!
3. How do Peeps stay in shape? They do marsh-mellow-ups!
4. What’s a Peep’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
5. Why did the Peep get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
6. What do Peeps say when they’re surprised? “Oh, peep!”
7. Why don’t Peeps ever get lost? They always follow the marshmallow trail.
8. What’s a Peep’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
9. How do Peeps communicate? They use marsh-messages!
10. What do you get when Peeps sing? Marsh-mellow harmonies!
11. Why did the Peep bring a ladder? To reach the top of the Easter basket!
12. What do Peeps do at a party? They marsh-mingle!
13. How do Peeps stay cool in the summer? They chill in the marsh-mallow!
14. What’s a Peep’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop!
15. Why was the Peep so good at basketball? Because it always bounced back!
16. What do you call a Peep who loves to read? A marsh-mellow scholar!
17. Why did the Peep break up with the chocolate bunny? It found him too flaky!
18. How do Peeps get around? By marsh-mellow bikes!
19. What’s a Peep’s favorite holiday besides Easter? Marsh-mallow Monday!
20. Why did the Peep sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!
21. What do Peeps say before a race? Ready, set, hop!
22. Why did the Peep go to the doctor? It felt a little marsh-mellow!
23. What’s a Peep’s favorite subject in school? Marsh-math!
24. How do Peeps stay warm in the winter? They snuggle in marsh-mallows!
25. What do you call a Peep that’s always happy? A marsh-mellow sunshine!
26. Why did the Peep join the choir? It had perfect pitch!
27. What do Peeps use to write? Marsh-mallow pens!
28. Why did the Peep cross the road? To get to the Easter egg hunt!
29. What’s a Peep’s favorite sport? Marsh-mallow volleyball!
30. How do Peeps clean their houses? With marsh-mops!
31. What do you call a Peep that loves to travel? A marsh-mellow explorer!
32. Why did the Peep bring an umbrella? In case of marsh-mellow showers!
33. What’s a Peep’s favorite movie? “Hop” and “Marshmallow Madness”!
34. Why do Peeps never get tired? Because they’re always hopping!
35. What do you call a Peep who tells secrets? A marsh-mellow whisperer!
36. How do Peeps celebrate birthdays? With marsh-mallow cake!
37. Why did the Peep take a nap? It was marsh-mellow tired!
38. What’s a Peep’s favorite color? Marsh-mellow pink!
39. How do Peeps stay organized? With marsh-mallow planners!
40. What do Peeps do on a rainy day? Marsh-mellow movies!
41. Why did the Peep bring a map? To find the marsh-mallow treasure!
42. What’s a Peep’s favorite book? “The Marsh-mallow Diaries”!
43. How do Peeps say goodbye? “Hop you later!”
44. What do you call a Peep who loves to sing? A marsh-mellow diva!
45. Why did the Peep join the circus? To be a marsh-mallow acrobat!
46. What’s a Peep’s favorite ice cream? Marsh-mallow swirl!
47. How do Peeps make friends? They marsh-mellow shake hands!
48. Why did the Peep get a job? To earn marsh-mallow money!
49. What do Peeps do in the morning? Marsh-mellow stretches!
50. What’s a Peep’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Marsh-millionaire?”
51. Why did the Peep go to the beach? To get a marsh-mallow tan!
52. What do Peeps eat for breakfast? Marsh-mallow cereal!
53. How do Peeps get ready for a date? They marsh-mellow freshen up!
54. What’s a Peep’s favorite flower? Marsh-mallow blossoms!
55. Why did the Peep bring a flashlight? To find the marsh-mallow path!
56. What do Peeps do at the zoo? Marsh-mallow watch!
57. How do Peeps celebrate Easter? By hopping to the candy store!
58. What’s a Peep’s favorite TV show? “The Marsh-mallow Squad”!
59. Why did the Peep wear sunglasses? Because it was marsh-mellow bright outside!
60. What do Peeps do on a picnic? Marsh-mallow sandwiches!
61. How do Peeps say “I love you”? “You’re my marsh-mallow!”
62. What’s a Peep’s favorite candy? Marsh-mellow kisses!
63. Why did the Peep join the band? To play marsh-mellow drums!
64. What do Peeps do in the snow? Marsh-mallow snowball fights!
65. How do Peeps say hello? “Peep peep!”
66. What’s a Peep’s favorite holiday song? “Marsh-mallow Bells”!
67. Why did the Peep go to the gym? To get marsh-mellow fit!
68. What do Peeps do on Halloween? Marsh-mellow trick or treat!
69. How do Peeps celebrate New Year’s? With marsh-mallow fireworks!
70. What’s a Peep’s favorite drink? Marsh-mallow milkshake!
71. Why did the Peep bring a suitcase? To go on a marsh-mellow vacation!
72. What do Peeps wear to a party? Marsh-mallow hats!
73. How do Peeps keep secrets? They marsh-mellow lock them up!
74. What’s a Peep’s favorite game? Marsh-mallow hide and seek!
75. Why did the Peep go to the library? To check out marsh-mallow books!
76. What do Peeps do on a date? Marsh-mellow dinner!
77. How do Peeps stay healthy? Marsh-mallow vitamins!
78. What’s a Peep’s favorite sport to watch? Marsh-mallow soccer!
79. Why did the Peep bring a camera? To take marsh-mallow selfies!
80. What do Peeps do at the park? Marsh-mallow swings!
81. How do Peeps celebrate a win? Marsh-mallow cheers!
82. What’s a Peep’s favorite dessert? Marsh-mallow pie!
83. Why did the Peep join the choir? To sing marsh-mellow melodies!
84. What do Peeps do on a road trip? Marsh-mallow sing-alongs!
85. How do Peeps get around town? Marsh-mallow scooters!
86. What’s a Peep’s favorite fruit? Marsh-mellow berries!
87. Why did the Peep bring a book? To read marsh-mallow stories!
88. What do Peeps do on a rainy day? Marsh-mallow crafts!
89. How do Peeps say “thank you”? “Thanks a marsh-mallow bunch!”
90. What’s a Peep’s favorite game console? Marsh-mallow Switch!
91. Why did the Peep go to the dentist? For a marsh-mallow checkup!
92. What do Peeps do before bed? Marsh-mallow prayers!
93. How do Peeps stay cool? Marsh-mallow fans!
94. What’s a Peep’s favorite vegetable? Marsh-mallow carrots!
95. Why did the Peep go to the bakery? To get marsh-mallow cupcakes!
96. What do Peeps do on a sunny day? Marsh-mallow sunbathing!
97. How do Peeps say “good night”? “Sweet marsh-mallow dreams!”
98. What’s a Peep’s favorite board game? Marsh-mallow Monopoly!
99. Why did the Peep bring a hat? To keep marsh-mallow warm!
100. What do Peeps do on a hike? Marsh-mallow trail walking!
101. How do Peeps celebrate Easter Sunday? Marsh-mallow brunch!
102. What’s a Peep’s favorite ice cream topping? Marsh-mallow fluff!
103. Why did the Peep bring a balloon? For marsh-mallow fun!
104. What do Peeps do in the garden? Marsh-mallow planting!
105. How do Peeps say “hello” in spring? “Peep-peep!”
106. What’s a Peep’s favorite sport to play? Marsh-mallow tennis!
107. Why did the Peep bring a picnic basket? For marsh-mallow snacks!
108. What do Peeps do at the movies? Marsh-mallow popcorn!
109. How do Peeps celebrate Easter night? Marsh-mallow campfire!
110. What’s a Peep’s favorite type of weather? Marsh-mallow sunshine!
111. Why did the Peep bring a scarf? To stay marsh-mellow cozy!
112. What do Peeps do at school? Marsh-mallow lessons!
113. How do Peeps say “see you later”? “Hop to it!”
114. What’s a Peep’s favorite candy bar? Marsh-mallow Milky Way!
115. Why did the Peep bring a paintbrush? To paint marsh-mallow art!
116. What do Peeps do on a boat? Marsh-mallow sailing!
117. How do Peeps celebrate spring? Marsh-mallow festivals!
118. What’s a Peep’s favorite animal? Marsh-mallow chicks!
119. Why did the Peep bring a notebook? To write marsh-mallow poems!
120. What do Peeps do in the morning? Marsh-mallow yoga!
121. How do Peeps stay happy? Marsh-mallow smiles!
122. What’s a Peep’s favorite candy? Marsh-mallow jelly beans!
123. Why did the Peep bring a kite? To fly marsh-mallow high!
124. What do Peeps do on a sunny afternoon? Marsh-mallow picnics!
125. How do Peeps say “thank you”? “You’re a marsh-mallow star!”
126. What’s a Peep’s favorite game to play? Marsh-mallow tag!
127. Why did the Peep bring a cookie? For marsh-mallow dessert!
Conclusion
These 125 Easter Peep jokes are a perfect mix of silly, sweet, and simple humor that everyone can enjoy. They capture the lighthearted spirit of Easter and the fun that Peeps bring to the holiday. Whether you’re sharing these jokes at an Easter party, slipping them into an egg hunt, or just brightening someone’s day, they’re sure to spread smiles and laughter. So keep these jokes handy, and let the marshmallow merriment hop on!
Enjoy your Easter with a basket full of laughter and a heart full of joy!
