April Fools’ Day is a time when laughter and fun fill the air, and what better way to enjoy it than with the person you love? Dating can be serious, but adding a dash of humor can make it even more enjoyable. Here are 133 April Fools jokes tailored for couples to share a laugh together.
April Fools’ Day, celebrated on April 1st, is a day when people play harmless pranks on each other. It’s a great opportunity to lighten the mood and bring some humor into your dating life. Whether you’re on a first date or have been together for years, these jokes can help create memorable moments. Here’s a collection of jokes to make your partner smile and laugh.
133 April Fools Jokes for Dating That Will Make Your Date LOL Forever!
1. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date? He heard the girl was a real catch!
2. I told my boyfriend I was going to start a band called ‘1023MB’—but we haven’t gotten a gig yet!
3. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
4. My boyfriend said he needed a break, so I threw him a Kit Kat!
5. I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a construction joke, but I’m still working on it!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. My boyfriend said he was going to quit drinking, but I told him to just take it one sip at a time!
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. I told my boyfriend I was going to become a baker, and he said, “That’s a nice dough-licious idea!”
10. My boyfriend thinks I’m crazy, but I told him I’m just a little ‘batty’!
11. I told my boyfriend that I was going to start a gardening business, and he said, “You’ll really grow on me!”
12. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
13. My boyfriend asked me to stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ to him, so I said maybe!
14. I told my boyfriend I was going to become a magician, and he said, “You’re already a real trick!”
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
16. I told my boyfriend I was going to be a professional tennis player, and he said, “You really serve it up!”
17. My boyfriend said he wanted to be a photographer, and I said, “You really have a good shot!”
18. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
19. I told my boyfriend I was going to learn to juggle, and he said, “You really know how to handle things!”
20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
21. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
22. I told my boyfriend I was going to start a new diet, but it only consists of chocolate—he said, “That sounds sweet!”
23. What do you call a bear with no clothes? A bare bear!
24. I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about pizza, but it was just too cheesy!
25. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
26. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
27. I told my boyfriend I was going to write a book on reverse psychology. He said, “Don’t!”
28. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. I told my boyfriend that I’d made a time machine, and he said, “That’s a great way to kill time!”
31. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
32. I told my boyfriend I was going to be a baker, and he said, “That’s a knead-to-know basis!”
33. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
34. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a gardener, and he said, “You’ll really grow on me!”
35. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
36. I asked my boyfriend to stop impersonating a flamingo, and he had to put his foot down!
37. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
38. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a photographer, and he said, “You really know how to capture a moment!”
39. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
40. I told my boyfriend I was going to make a belt out of watches, and he said, “That sounds like a waist of time!”
41. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
42. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
43. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
44. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
45. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
46. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
47. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
48. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
49. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
50. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
53. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
54. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
55. What did one plate say to another plate? Dinner’s on me!
56. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
57. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
58. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
59. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
60. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
61. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
62. What do you call a bear with no clothes? A bare bear!
63. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
64. I told my boyfriend I was going to start a new diet, but it only consists of chocolate—he said, “That sounds sweet!”
65. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
66. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
67. I told my boyfriend I was going to write a book on reverse psychology. He said, “Don’t!”
68. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
69. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
70. I told my boyfriend that I’d made a time machine, and he said, “That’s a great way to kill time!”
71. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
72. I told my boyfriend I was going to be a baker, and he said, “That’s a knead-to-know basis!”
73. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
74. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a gardener, and he said, “You’ll really grow on me!”
75. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
76. I asked my boyfriend to stop impersonating a flamingo, and he had to put his foot down!
77. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
78. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a photographer, and he said, “You really know how to capture a moment!”
79. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
80. I told my boyfriend I was going to make a belt out of watches, and he said, “That sounds like a waist of time!”
81. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
82. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
83. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
84. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
85. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
86. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
88. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
89. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
90. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
91. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
92. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
93. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
94. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
95. What did one plate say to another plate? Dinner’s on me!
96. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
97. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
98. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
99. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
100. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
101. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
102. What do you call a bear with no clothes? A bare bear!
103. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
104. I told my boyfriend I was going to start a new diet, but it only consists of chocolate—he said, “That sounds sweet!”
105. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
106. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
107. I told my boyfriend I was going to write a book on reverse psychology. He said, “Don’t!”
108. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
109. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
110. I told my boyfriend that I’d made a time machine, and he said, “That’s a great way to kill time!”
111. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
112. I told my boyfriend I was going to be a baker, and he said, “That’s a knead-to-know basis!”
113. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
114. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a gardener, and he said, “You’ll really grow on me!”
115. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
116. I asked my boyfriend to stop impersonating a flamingo, and he had to put his foot down!
117. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
118. I told my boyfriend that I’m going to be a photographer, and he said, “You really know how to capture a moment!”
119. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
120. I told my boyfriend I was going to make a belt out of watches, and he said, “That sounds like a waist of time!”
121. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
122. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
123. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
124. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
125. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
126. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
127. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
128. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
129. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
130. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
131. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
132. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
133. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Conclusion
These jokes range from one-liners to playful puns, ensuring there’s something for everyone. They cover various themes, from silly situations to clever wordplay, making them perfect for any couple looking to add some humor to their relationship. Whether you’re looking for a light-hearted way to break the ice or want to keep the laughter going, these jokes are sure to bring joy to your dating experience.
