April Fools’ Day is a time for laughter and playful deception, and libraries are no exception. Librarians and library staff have a long history of crafting clever pranks and jokes to delight patrons and colleagues alike. This article celebrates the lighter side of library life by compiling 113 April Fools’ jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a bookworm or just someone who loves a good laugh, these jokes will have you giggling in no time.
113 Library April Fools’ Jokes That’ll Make You LOL Till May!
1. Why did the book go to therapy? It had a bad chapter in its life.
2. What did the librarian say to the patron who couldn’t find a book? “Don’t worry, it’s just between the lines. ”
3. Why did the library patron bring a ladder? He wanted to take his reading to a higher level.
4. What do you call a librarian who doesn’t like books? A shelf-contradiction.
5. Why did the computer go to the library? It needed to reboot its knowledge.
6. What did the book say to the bookshelf? “I’m feeling a little shelf-conscious. ”
7. Why did the librarian become a baker? She kneaded the dough.
8. What do you call a group of cows reading books? A moo-dy book club.
9. Why did the patron bring a magnet to the library? He wanted to attract some attention.
10. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on Pavlov’s dogs? “It rings a bell. ”
11. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad plot twist.
12. What do you call a bear that loves to read? A grizzly reader.
13. Why did the library have a party? It was a novel idea.
14. What did the librarian say to the patron who couldn’t find a book? “Let me check the catalog. It might be hiding between the covers. ”
15. Why did the patron bring a compass to the library? He was trying to navigate the Dewey Decimal System.
16. What do you call a cat that reads books? A purr-fect reader.
17. Why did the book go to the gym? To get some exercise and pump up its plot.
18. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on Einstein? “It’s relatively easy to find. ”
19. Why did the patron bring a pillow to the library? He wanted to have a soft spot for reading.
20. What do you call a fish that reads books? A reel reader.
21. Why did the library have a treasure hunt? It was a page-turner.
22. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on snakes? “It’s a hiss-terical read. ”
23. Why did the book go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a new cover.
24. What do you call a dog that reads books? A paws-itive reader.
25. Why did the patron bring a flashlight to the library? He wanted to shed some light on his reading.
26. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on time travel? “It’s a timely read. ”
27. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had a lot of character issues.
28. What do you call a chicken that reads books? An egg-cellent reader.
29. Why did the library have a fashion show? It was a bestseller.
30. What did the librarian say to the patron who couldn’t find a book? “Don’t worry, it’s just a plot twist. ”
31. Why did the patron bring a camera to the library? He wanted to capture some reading moments.
32. What do you call a book that’s always making jokes? A comedy of errors.
33. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad ending.
34. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on photography? “It’s a snap to find. ”
35. Why did the patron bring a guitar to the library? He wanted to strum up some inspiration.
36. What do you call a book that’s always sleepy? A snooze-fest.
37. Why did the library have a cooking class? It was a recipe for success.
38. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on gardening? “It’s a growing interest. ”
39. Why did the book go to the gym? To get some character development.
40. What do you call a book that’s always arguing? A contentious novel.
41. Why did the patron bring a map to the library? He wanted to navigate the shelves.
42. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on architecture? “It’s a building block of knowledge. ”
43. Why did the book go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a makeover.
44. What do you call a book that’s always happy? A feel-good novel.
45. Why did the library have a dance party? It was a step in the right direction.
46. What did the librarian say to the patron who couldn’t find a book? “Don’t worry, it’s just a minor plot point. ”
47. Why did the patron bring a bike to the library? He wanted to pedal through the pages.
48. What do you call a book that’s always sad? A tear-jerker.
49. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had a lot of emotional baggage.
50. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on psychology? “It’s a mind-bending read. ”
51. Why did the patron bring a kite to the library? He wanted to take his reading to new heights.
52. What do you call a book that’s always adventurous? A thrilling page-turner.
53. Why did the library have a magic show? It was a spellbinding performance.
54. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on magic? “It’s a disappearing act. ”
55. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of writer’s block.
56. What do you call a book that’s always mysterious? A whodunit.
57. Why did the patron bring a puzzle to the library? He wanted to piece together some knowledge.
58. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on puzzles? “It’s a brain teaser. ”
59. Why did the book go to the gym? To get some plot twists.
60. What do you call a book that’s always funny? A comedy novel.
61. Why did the library have a comedy night? It was a laugh-out-loud event.
62. What did the librarian say to the patron who couldn’t find a book? “Don’t worry, it’s just a joke. ”
63. Why did the patron bring a yo-yo to the library? He wanted to have a spinning good time.
64. What do you call a book that’s always serious? A drama novel.
65. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had a lot of deep thoughts.
66. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on philosophy? “It’s a thought-provoking read. ”
67. Why did the patron bring a frisbee to the library? He wanted to catch some knowledge.
68. What do you call a book that’s always exciting? An action novel.
69. Why did the library have a sports day? It was a slam dunk.
70. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on sports? “It’s a home run. ”
71. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of plot holes.
72. What do you call a book that’s always romantic? A romance novel.
73. Why did the patron bring a bouquet of flowers to the library? He wanted to make a romantic gesture.
74. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on love? “It’s a heartwarming read. ”
75. Why did the book go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a new look.
76. What do you call a book that’s always spooky? A horror novel.
77. Why did the library have a Halloween party? It was a howling good time.
78. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on ghosts? “It’s a haunting read. ”
79. Why did the patron bring a flashlight to the library? He wanted to shed some light on the spooky stories.
80. What do you call a book that’s always educational? A textbook.
81. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had a lot of learning issues.
82. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on science? “It’s a fascinating read. ”
83. Why did the patron bring a microscope to the library? He wanted to examine some knowledge.
84. What do you call a book that’s always historical? A history book.
85. Why did the library have a history fair? It was a blast from the past.
86. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on ancient civilizations? “It’s a timeless read. ”
87. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a bad case of historical inaccuracies.
88. What do you call a book that’s always futuristic? A science fiction novel.
89. Why did the patron bring a robot to the library? He wanted to explore some futuristic ideas.
90. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on space exploration? “It’s out of this world. ”
91. Why did the book go to the gym? To get some character development in the future.
92. What do you call a book that’s always poetic? A poetry book.
93. Why did the library have a poetry reading? It was a verse-atile event.
94. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on poetry? “It’s a lyrical read. ”
95. Why did the patron bring a guitar to the library? He wanted to strum up some poetic inspiration.
96. What do you call a book that’s always dramatic? A drama novel.
97. Why did the book go to the therapist? It had a lot of emotional drama.
98. What did the librarian say when the patron asked for a book on theater? “It’s a show-stopping read. ”
99. Why did the patron bring a script to the library? He wanted to act out some knowledge.
100. What do you call a book that’s always musical? A music book.
101. Why did the library have a concert? It was a harmonious event.
102. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on music theory? “It’s a melodic read. ”
103. Why did the patron bring a piano to the library? He wanted to compose some knowledge.
104. What do you call a book that’s always artistic? An art book.
105. Why did the library have an art exhibition? It was a masterpiece.
106. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on painting? “It’s a colorful read. ”
107. Why did the patron bring a canvas to the library? He wanted to paint some knowledge.
108. What do you call a book that’s always environmental? An environmental book.
109. Why did the library have a green initiative? It was a growing concern.
110. What did the librarian say to the patron who asked for a book on sustainability? “It’s a green read. ”
111. Why did the patron bring a recycling bin to the library? He wanted to reduce, reuse, and recycle some knowledge.
112. What do you call a book that’s always humorous? A comedy book.
113. Why did the library have a comedy night? It was a laugh-out-loud event.
Conclusion
These jokes are sure to bring some humor and joy to your library’s April Fools’ celebrations. Whether you’re a librarian, a patron, or just someone who loves a good laugh, there’s something here for everyone. So, go ahead and indulge in these shelf-worthy jokes!
