April Fools’ Day is a time when laughter fills the air, and jokes are the main course on the menu. For kids, especially 9-year-olds, it’s a day to unleash their inner pranksters and have a blast with family and friends. This article is packed with 93 April Fools’ jokes that are sure to bring smiles and giggles to everyone’s faces. Whether you’re a parent looking for fun ways to engage your kids or a kid eager to prank your friends, these jokes are perfect for you.
93 April Fools’ Jokes for 9-Year-Olds That Are Hilariously Evil!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
4. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
6. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.
7. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
8. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his full potential.
10. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
11. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
12. Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? He had hare-loss.
13. Why did the kid put his homework in the freezer? He wanted to chill out.
14. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
15. Why did the kid bring a magnet to school? He wanted to attract attention.
16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
17. Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
18. Why did the kid become a baker? He kneaded the dough.
19. Why did the egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure.
20. Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
21. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
22. Why did the kid bring a compass to school? He wanted to navigate his way through math.
23. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a fowl haircut.
24. Why did the kid put a band-aid on the computer? It had a virus.
25. Why did the banana split? Because it wasn’t peeling well together.
26. Why did the kid bring a pillow to school? He wanted to have a soft day.
27. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
28. Why did the kid become a detective? He loved solving mysteries.
29. Why did the cat sleep all day? To purr-fect his sleep.
30. Why did the kid bring a magnet to the party? He wanted to attract friends.
31. What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band.
32. Why did the kid put his phone in the freezer? He wanted to chill out.
33. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? To get some hare-brained ideas.
34. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take things to the next level.
35. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? He had fowl breath.
36. What do you call a bear with a bad memory? A grizzly forgetter.
37. Why did the kid become a chef? He loved whipping up a storm.
38. Why did the egg go to the gym? To get egg-cellent abs.
39. Why did the kid put a sticker on his cat? He wanted to purr-manent identification.
40. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough.
41. What do you call a dog that’s a good listener? A retriever.
42. Why did the kid bring a compass to the park? He wanted to navigate his way through the playground.
43. Why did the cat join a book club? To purr-use the latest novels.
44. Why did the kid become a scientist? He loved experimenting with new ideas.
45. Why did the banana go to the gym? To get some peel-fect abs.
46. Why did the kid put a band-aid on his knee? He wanted to cover up his boo-boo.
47. What do you call a fish with a sunburn? A star-fish.
48. Why did the kid bring a pillow to the park? He wanted to have a soft landing.
49. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a fowl new look.
50. Why did the kid become a musician? He loved striking a chord.
51. Why did the cat sleep all day? To dream of mice.
52. Why did the kid put a sticker on his bike? He wanted to make it stick out.
53. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? A fowl orchestra.
54. Why did the kid bring a magnet to the library? He wanted to attract some good books.
55. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some drumstick exercises.
56. Why did the kid become a painter? He loved coloring outside the lines.
57. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It was feeling cracked.
58. Why did the kid put a band-aid on his phone? It had a cracked screen.
59. What do you call a dog that’s a good dancer? A paw-fect dancer.
60. Why did the kid bring a compass to the beach? He wanted to navigate his way through the sand.
61. Why did the cat join a sports team? To be the purr-fect player.
62. Why did the kid become a writer? He loved telling stories.
63. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
64. Why did the kid put a sticker on his cat’s collar? He wanted to make it purr-fectly clear.
65. What do you call a fish with a bad memory? A fish-forgetter.
66. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library? He wanted to reach the top shelf.
67. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
68. Why did the kid become a chef? He loved cooking up a storm.
69. Why did the egg go to therapy? It was feeling scrambled.
70. Why did the kid put a band-aid on his bike? It had a flat tire.
71. What do you call a group of dogs playing instruments? A howl-harmonic band.
72. Why did the kid bring a magnet to the park? He wanted to attract some fun.
73. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl temper.
74. Why did the kid become a detective? He loved solving mysteries.
75. Why did the cat sleep all day? To purr-fect his nap.
76. Why did the kid put a sticker on his phone? He wanted to make it stick out.
77. What do you call a bear with a good sense of smell? A grizzly sniffer.
78. Why did the kid bring a compass to the gym? He wanted to navigate his way through exercises.
79. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a fowl new look.
80. Why did the kid become a musician? He loved making music.
81. Why did the egg go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
82. Why did the kid put a band-aid on his knee? He wanted to cover up his boo-boo.
83. What do you call a fish with a sunburn? A star-fish.
84. Why did the kid bring a pillow to the library? He wanted to have a soft study session.
85. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some drumstick exercises.
86. Why did the kid become a painter? He loved painting masterpieces.
87. Why did the cat sleep all day? To dream of catnip.
88. Why did the kid put a sticker on his bike? He wanted to make it stick out.
89. What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? A fowl orchestra.
90. Why did the kid bring a magnet to the beach? He wanted to attract some seashells.
91. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough.
92. Why did the kid become a writer? He loved telling stories.
93. Why did the banana go to the gym? To get some peel-fect abs.
Conclusion
April Fools’ Day is all about spreading laughter and joy. With these 93 jokes, you’ll have plenty of material to make this day unforgettable for 9-year-olds. Whether you’re a kid or a kid at heart, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and create lasting memories. So, go ahead, share them with your friends and family, and let the laughter begin!
