Easter is a time of joy, renewal, and celebration for many around the world. Whether you’re observing the holiday for its spiritual significance or enjoying the festive atmosphere with family and friends, humor can be a wonderful way to bring people together. In this article, we’ll explore the lighter side of Easter with a collection of over 92 religious Easter jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Easter is a holiday rich in tradition and symbolism, from the Easter Bunny delivering eggs to the profound story of Jesus Christ’s resurrection. While the spiritual aspects of Easter are deeply meaningful, there’s also room for some lighthearted humor. Jokes can be a great way to break the ice at family gatherings or church events, making everyone feel more at ease and fostering a sense of community. Here, we’ll delve into a mix of playful and respectful jokes that honor the spirit of Easter while keeping things light and fun.
92+ Religious Easter Jokes to Make Even the Bunny Laugh!
1. How does Jesus make coffee? Hebrews it!
2. What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler!
3. What’s a sheep’s favorite Bible story? The one about the good shepherd!
4. What did the pastor say when people started leaving Easter service early? ‘Wait, I’m just getting warmed up! The bread has only risen once!’
5. Why couldn’t they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck!
6. What’s the difference between Judas and a meteorologist? At least Judas had the decency to forecast before he threw in the towel!
7. Why didn’t the Roman soldiers play poker with Jesus? He was too good at coming back from the dead!
8. What did the church-goer say to the gardener on Easter morning? ‘He is a risen!’
9. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? By his net income!
10. What kind of person was Boaz before he got married? He was Ruth-less!
11. Who was the fastest runner in the Bible? Adam—he was first in the human race!
12. What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights!
13. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? He knew there was something fishy about it!
14. How do groups of angels greet each other? With a halo there!
15. What’s a priest’s favorite type of shirt to wear on casual Fridays? One with a ‘Father Figure’!
16. Did you know that there was a DJ in the Bible? It was Jesus because he turned tables.
17. What biblical city is against the COVID mask mandate? Damascus (De-mask us)
18. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why they no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home.
19. Did you know that Jeremiah owned a French candy store? He had Laments. (La Mints)
20. Why did Jesus bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
21. What did Jesus say to the fisherman? “You’re hooked on faith!”
22. Why did the Easter Bunny go to church? To get some egg-stra blessings!
23. What did the pastor say when the church ran out of eggs? “We’ll just have to crack under the pressure!”
24. Why did Jesus go to the doctor? He had a few cross words with his health!
25. What do you call a group of cows singing on Easter? A moo-sical resurrection!
26. Why did the angel bring a harp to Easter dinner? To have a heavenly time!
27. What did the Easter Bunny say when he got lost? “I’m having a hare-raising experience!”
28. Why did the chicken go to Easter service? To get some fowl blessings!
29. What do you call a rabbit who loves to read the Bible? A hare-brained theologian!
30. Why did Jesus go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a heavenly new look!
31. What did the Easter egg say when it got tired? “I’m egg-hausted!”
32. Why did the priest bring a magnet to Easter service? To attract some attention!
33. What do you call a priest who loves eggs? An egg-ordained minister!
34. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym? To get some hare-core strength!
35. What did Jesus say to the baker on Easter? “Rise and shine!”
36. Why did the angel go to the doctor? He had a little heaven-ly flu!
37. What do you call a chicken who loves Easter? An egg-static fowl!
38. Why did Jesus go to the amusement park? To ride the cross-coaster!
39. What did the Easter Bunny say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s egg-cellent!”
40. Why did the priest bring a ladder to Easter service? To reach new heights of faith!
41. What do you call a rabbit who loves to sing? A hare-monious vocalist!
42. Why did Jesus go to the art museum? To see the cross-cultural exhibits!
43. What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated? “I’m egg-static about my new look!”
44. Why did the angel go to the beauty parlor? To get a heavenly makeover!
45. What do you call a group of rabbits singing on Easter? A hare-raising choir!
46. Why did Jesus go to the comedy club? To hear some cross jokes!
47. What did the Easter Bunny say when he got hungry? “I’m hare-ving for some food!”
48. Why did the priest bring a compass to Easter service? To navigate through faith!
49. What do you call a chicken who loves to dance? A fowl stepper!
50. Why did Jesus go to the library? To read about the cross-roads of history!
51. What did the Easter egg say when it got scared? “I’m egg-stra nervous!”
52. Why did the angel go to the gym? To get some heavenly strength!
53. What do you call a rabbit who loves to tell jokes? A hare-larious comedian!
54. Why did Jesus go to the park? To walk on water. . . or at least the pond!
55. What did the Easter Bunny say when he got tired? “I’m hare-brained from all this hopping!”
56. Why did the priest bring a paintbrush to Easter service? To color outside the lines of faith!
57. What do you call a group of chickens singing on Easter? A fowl choir!
58. Why did Jesus go to the bakery? To get some cross-shaped bread!
59. What did the Easter egg say when it got happy? “I’m egg-static about Easter!”
60. Why did the angel go to the music store? To buy a harp!
61. What do you call a rabbit who loves music? A hare-monious musician!
62. Why did Jesus go to the garden? To see the cross-pollination of faith!
63. What did the Easter Bunny say when he saw a friend? “Hoppy to see you!”
64. Why did the priest bring a camera to Easter service? To capture the moment of faith!
65. What do you call a chicken who loves to read? A fowl scholar!
66. Why did Jesus go to the theater? To see a cross-dressing play!
67. What did the Easter egg say when it got old? “I’m egg-hausted from all these years!”
68. Why did the angel go to the doctor? He had a little wing pain!
69. What do you call a rabbit who loves to write? A hare-raising author!
70. Why did Jesus go to the coffee shop? To get a cross-brew!
71. What did the Easter Bunny say when he got lost in the woods? “I’m having a hare-raising adventure!”
72. Why did the priest bring a map to Easter service? To navigate through the scriptures!
73. What do you call a group of rabbits playing instruments? A hare-raising orchestra!
74. Why did Jesus go to the amusement park on Easter? To ride the resurrection rollercoaster!
75. What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated with stickers? “I’m egg-static about my new stickers!”
76. Why did the angel go to the beauty parlor on Easter? To get a heavenly new look for the resurrection!
77. What do you call a chicken who loves Easter eggs? An egg-static fowl!
78. Why did Jesus go to the library on Easter? To read about the history of the resurrection!
79. What did the Easter Bunny say when he delivered eggs? “Hoppy Easter, everyone!”
80. Why did the priest bring a microphone to Easter service? To amplify the message of faith!
81. What do you call a rabbit who loves to dance on Easter? A hare-raising dancer!
82. Why did Jesus go to the park on Easter? To see the cross-pollination of flowers!
83. What did the Easter egg say when it got happy on Easter? “I’m egg-static about the resurrection!”
84. Why did the angel go to the gym on Easter? To get some heavenly strength for the resurrection!
85. What do you call a group of chickens singing Easter hymns? A fowl choir!
86. Why did Jesus go to the bakery on Easter? To get some cross-shaped bread for the resurrection!
87. What did the Easter Bunny say when he saw a rainbow on Easter? “That’s egg-cellent!”
88. Why did the priest bring a compass to Easter service? To navigate through the scriptures!
89. What do you call a rabbit who loves to tell Easter jokes? A hare-larious comedian!
90. Why did Jesus go to the comedy club on Easter? To hear some cross jokes about the resurrection!
91. What did the Easter egg say when it got decorated with paint? “I’m egg-static about my new look!”
92. Why did the angel go to the music store on Easter? To buy a harp for the heavenly choir!
93. What do you call a chicken who loves Easter music? A fowl musician!
94. Why did Jesus go to the garden on Easter? To see the cross-pollination of faith and nature!
95. What did the Easter Bunny say when he got tired on Easter? “I’m hare-brained from all this hopping!”
96. Why did the priest bring a paintbrush to Easter service? To color outside the lines of faith!
97. What do you call a group of rabbits playing Easter games? A hare-raising team!
98. Why did Jesus go to the theater on Easter? To see a cross-dressing play about the resurrection!
99. What did the Easter egg say when it got old on Easter? “I’m egg-hausted from all these years of celebrating!”
100. Why did the angel go to the doctor on Easter? He had a little wing pain from flying!
101. What do you call a rabbit who loves to write Easter stories? A hare-raising author!
102. Why did Jesus go to the coffee shop on Easter? To get a cross-brew and celebrate the resurrection!
103. What did the Easter Bunny say when he saw a friend on Easter? “Hoppy to see you, and happy Easter!”
104. Why did the priest bring a camera to Easter service? To capture the moment of faith and joy!
105. What do you call a chicken who loves to read Easter books? A fowl scholar of Easter tales!
Conclusion
This collection of jokes spans a wide range of themes, from biblical characters and stories to Easter traditions and symbols. You’ll find jokes about Jesus, Adam and Eve, Noah’s Ark, and even some clever wordplay involving Easter eggs and bunnies. Whether you’re looking for something to share with kids or adults, these jokes are designed to bring a smile to everyone’s face without compromising the respectful tone of the holiday.
