Who doesn’t love a good scone? That buttery, crumbly, slightly sweet treat that pairs perfectly with tea or coffee. But have you ever thought about scones beyond their deliciousness? What if scones could be the star of jokes? Well, you’re in for a treat! This article serves up 159 scone jokes that are sure to make you chuckle, groan, or maybe even snort with laughter. Whether you’re a baker, a tea lover, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, these jokes will add a little extra flavor to your day.
Get ready to laugh your scone off!
159 Funny Scone Jokes That’ll Crumble You With Laughter
1. Why did the scone go to school? Because it wanted to be a little batter!
2. What do you call a scone that tells jokes? A puncake!
3. Why don’t scones ever get lost? Because they always follow the crumb trail.
4. What’s a scone’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll with a little jam!
5. Why did the scone break up with the muffin? It found the muffin too crumby.
6. How do scones stay in shape? They do jam sessions!
7. What did the scone say to the butter? “You make me melt!”
8. Why was the scone so good at sports? Because it had great knead coordination.
9. What do you call a scone that can sing? A batter diva!
10. Why did the scone get promoted? Because it was on a roll!
11. What’s a scone’s favorite movie? The Crumble of the Titans.
12. How do scones greet each other? “What’s up, dough?”
13. Why did the scone go to therapy? It had too many layers of crust issues.
14. What’s a scone’s favorite holiday? Jamuary 1st!
15. Why did the scone bring a ladder? To reach the high tea.
16. What’s a scone’s favorite dance? The crumb walk.
17. Why don’t scones tell secrets? Because they might spill the tea.
18. How do scones stay cool in summer? They chill with some iced tea.
19. What do you call a scone that’s always late? A slow dough.
20. Why did the scone blush? Because it saw the butter spread.
21. What do scones use to fix their hair? Jam mousse.
22. How do scones get around town? On a butterfly scooter.
23. Why did the scone sit by the window? To get some sun-dough.
24. What’s a scone’s favorite sport? Cricket — because it loves the pitch.
25. Why did the scone go to the party? To get buttered up.
26. What do you call a scone that tells tall tales? A crumby storyteller.
27. How do scones stay happy? They keep things light and fluffy.
28. Why did the scone start a band? It wanted to make some jam.
29. What do scones say when they’re surprised? “Holy crumb!”
30. Why did the scone cross the road? To get to the other slice.
31. What’s a scone’s favorite book? The Great Jam-sby.
32. How do scones say goodbye? “See you on the flip side. ”
33. Why was the scone always calm? Because it knew how to roll with it.
34. What do you call a scone that loves math? A calcu-dough.
35. Why did the scone get a job? To earn some dough.
36. What’s a scone’s favorite TV show? Game of Scones.
37. How do scones celebrate birthdays? With lots of jam and cheer.
38. Why did the scone go to the doctor? It felt a little crumby.
39. What do you call a scone that’s a detective? Sherlock Crumbs.
40. How do scones keep secrets? They put them in a jam jar.
41. Why did the scone get in trouble? Because it was too crusty.
42. What’s a scone’s favorite game? Doughminoes.
43. How do scones stay warm? They wrap themselves in butter blankets.
44. Why did the scone go to the gym? To get more knead strength.
45. What do you call a scone with attitude? A sass-cake.
46. How do scones say “I love you”? “You’re the jam to my dough. ”
47. Why did the scone get a ticket? For rolling too fast.
48. What’s a scone’s favorite instrument? The crum-bone.
49. How do scones make friends? They break bread together.
50. Why did the scone get lost in the bakery? Because it couldn’t find its crumb.
51. What’s a scone’s favorite exercise? Butterfly stretches.
52. How do scones stay positive? They focus on the sweet things.
53. Why did the scone get a haircut? To look more crisp.
54. What do you call a scone that loves to travel? A roam-dough.
55. How do scones relax? With a cup of tea and a good book.
56. Why did the scone bring a map? To find the jam.
57. What’s a scone’s favorite color? Butter yellow.
58. How do scones tell time? With a crumb clock.
59. Why was the scone shy? It didn’t want to be crumby.
60. What do you call a scone that’s a comedian? A pun-dough.
61. How do scones celebrate holidays? With lots of sprinkles.
62. Why did the scone go to the beach? To get some sun-dough.
63. What’s a scone’s favorite drink? Tea with a splash of jam.
64. How do scones stay organized? They keep a crumb list.
65. Why did the scone join a club? To make some dough friends.
66. What do you call a scone that’s a superhero? Captain Crumb.
67. How do scones say “thank you”? “You’re the jam!”
68. Why did the scone get a pet? For some crumbpanionship.
69. What’s a scone’s favorite holiday song? Jingle Bells and Jam.
70. How do scones stay cool? With a butter fan.
71. Why did the scone get a new outfit? To look more crisp.
72. What do you call a scone that’s a dancer? A crumb ballerina.
73. How do scones say “good night”? “Sweet dreams and jam. ”
74. Why did the scone go to the library? To read about dough history.
75. What’s a scone’s favorite flower? The buttercup.
76. How do scones stay motivated? They keep their eyes on the jam.
77. Why did the scone get a new job? To earn more dough.
78. What do you call a scone that’s a chef? A batter cook.
79. How do scones celebrate success? With a jam party.
80. Why did the scone bring a suitcase? For a jam trip.
81. What’s a scone’s favorite holiday? Jamsgiving.
82. How do scones stay happy? By spreading butter and joy.
83. Why did the scone go to the concert? To hear some jam music.
84. What do you call a scone that’s an artist? A crumb painter.
85. How do scones say “hello”? “Hey there, dough!”
86. Why was the scone so popular? Because it was sweet and crisp.
87. What’s a scone’s favorite sport? Roller derby.
88. How do scones stay healthy? They eat lots of fruit jam.
89. Why did the scone go to the zoo? To see the butterflies.
90. What do you call a scone that’s a scientist? A crumb researcher.
91. How do scones stay calm? They take deep dough breaths.
92. Why did the scone get a tattoo? To show its crust pride.
93. What’s a scone’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com (romantic comedy).
94. How do scones say “I’m sorry”? “Please don’t crumble on me. ”
95. Why did the scone go to the spa? To get a butter massage.
96. What do you call a scone that’s a magician? The Great Crumb-dini.
97. How do scones stay cool in the summer? With a jam smoothie.
98. Why did the scone get a new phone? To stay in touch.
99. What’s a scone’s favorite hobby? Jam making.
100. How do scones say “cheers”? “To dough and jam!”
101. Why did the scone go to the dentist? To fix a crack.
102. What do you call a scone that’s a pilot? Captain Crust.
103. How do scones stay safe? They wear butter helmets.
104. Why did the scone get a new car? To go on a jam road trip.
105. What’s a scone’s favorite season? Fall — because of pumpkin jam.
106. How do scones say “good luck”? “Break a crumb!”
107. Why did the scone join the choir? To sing some jam tunes.
108. What do you call a scone that’s a detective? Inspector Dough.
109. How do scones stay warm in winter? With a butter scarf.
110. Why did the scone go to the art gallery? To see the jam exhibits.
111. What’s a scone’s favorite dance move? The crumb shuffle.
112. How do scones say “happy birthday”? “Have a jam-tastic day!”
113. Why did the scone get a new hat? To look more crisp.
114. What do you call a scone that’s a teacher? Professor Dough.
115. How do scones stay positive? They focus on the sweet side.
116. Why did the scone go to the gym? To get more knead power.
117. What’s a scone’s favorite holiday? Jam Christmas.
118. How do scones say “I miss you”? “I’m crumbling without you. ”
119. Why did the scone get a pet bird? To have a butter friend.
120. What do you call a scone that’s a singer? A batter star.
121. How do scones stay organized? They keep a crumb calendar.
122. Why did the scone go to the beach? To catch some jam waves.
123. What’s a scone’s favorite fruit? Strawberry jam.
124. How do scones say “thank you”? “You’re the butter on my scone. ”
125. Why did the scone get a new jacket? To stay crisp.
126. What do you call a scone that’s a writer? A crumb author.
127. How do scones stay motivated? They keep their jam goals in sight.
128. Why did the scone go to the movies? To watch a jam flick.
129. What’s a scone’s favorite animal? The butterfly.
130. How do scones say “hello”? “Hey, dough!”
131. Why was the scone so happy? Because it was freshly baked.
132. What do you call a scone that’s a comedian? A pun-dough master.
133. How do scones stay healthy? They eat lots of fruit jam.
134. Why did the scone go to the zoo? To see the butterflies.
135. What’s a scone’s favorite drink? Tea with a splash of jam.
136. How do scones say goodbye? “See you on the crumb side. ”
137. Why did the scone get a new phone? To stay in touch.
138. What do you call a scone that’s a superhero? Captain Crumb.
139. How do scones say “I love you”? “You’re the jam to my dough. ”
140. Why did the scone get a ticket? For rolling too fast.
141. What’s a scone’s favorite instrument? The crum-bone.
142. How do scones make friends? They break bread together.
143. Why did the scone get lost in the bakery? Because it couldn’t find its crumb.
144. What’s a scone’s favorite exercise? Butterfly stretches.
145. How do scones stay positive? They focus on the sweet things.
146. Why did the scone get a haircut? To look more crisp.
147. What do you call a scone that loves to travel? A roam-dough.
148. How do scones relax? With a cup of tea and a good book.
149. Why did the scone bring a map? To find the jam.
150. What’s a scone’s favorite color? Butter yellow.
151. How do scones tell time? With a crumb clock.
152. Why was the scone shy? It didn’t want to be crumby.
153. What do you call a scone that’s a comedian? A pun-dough.
154. How do scones celebrate holidays? With lots of sprinkles.
155. Why did the scone go to the beach? To get some sun-dough.
156. What’s a scone’s favorite drink? Tea with a splash of jam.
157. How do scones stay organized? They keep a crumb list.
158.Why did the scone join a club? To make some dough friends.
159. What do you call a scone that’s a superhero? Captain Crumb.
Conclusion
There you have it—159 scone jokes to brighten your day and make your tea time more fun! From puns about dough and jam to playful jabs at scone personalities, these jokes prove that even the simplest treats can inspire big laughs. Whether you share them at your next tea party, use them to break the ice, or just enjoy a good chuckle on your own, these scone jokes are sure to rise to the occasion.
So next time you bite into a warm, buttery scone, remember: it’s not just delicious, it’s also hilarious!
Enjoy your scone and your smile!
