“A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.” – Cardinal Mermillod
This Mother’s Day, celebrate the incredible women in our lives with a collection of dad jokes so bad, they’re good! This article is packed with over 152+ jokes guaranteed to elicit groans, eye-rolls, and maybe, just maybe, a chuckle or two from Mom. From puns about food to one-liners about parenting, there’s something here for every type of mom humor.
152+ Hilariously Punny Mother’s Day Dad Jokes to Make Mom Laugh
1. What did the grape say to its mom? “You did a grape job raisin me!”
2. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses.
3. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
4. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-LATE.
5. Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? No? Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
6. “It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share”.
7. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Pop-corn?
8. What sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars.
9. Why did the mom sit on the clock? Because she wanted to be on time!
10. What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
11. Mom, you’re one in a melon!
12. I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
13. Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
14. You’ve always had so mushroom to love me.
15. You’re a souper mom.
16. You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
17. I love you a brunch!
18. Sending you an avocuddle.
19. There is no butter mom than you.
20. Mom, you can’t be beet!
21. You’re the berry best mom.
22. Mom, you’re pear-fect to me.
23. Most egg-cellent mom award.
24. Olive you, mom.
25. You did a grape job raisin me, mom!
26. Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are!
27. Nacho average mom.
28. I love you a little s’more every day.
29. You’re such a big dill, Mom!
30. Hap-pea Mother’s Day!
31. Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.
32. Have an eggcellent Mother’s Day!
33. Thanks for being my butter half, Mom!
34. Thank you for raisin me, Mother!
35. Lettuce celebrate all mothers today!
36. You crack me up, Mom!
37. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me—just like you always provide for us, Mom!
38. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well—unlike you, Mom, who always knows how to find the silver lining!
39. Why did the cookie go to therapy? Because it felt crumby without its milk—just like I’d feel without you, Mom!
40. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems—unlike me, who’s lucky to have you solve mine, Mom!
41. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta—unlike the real pasta you make, Mom, which is always perfection!
42. What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
43. Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling? She was an alley cat!
44. How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
45. You’re the best mom ever, no ifs, ands, or puppies about it!
46. Why does the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
47. What did the mother rope say to her child?
48. Mom, you’re purr-fect just the way you are!
49. How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom No. 1: How does that help? Mom No. 2: The dog’s there.
50. You’re my favorite superhero, and I love you bear-y much!
51. How do you describe a mom who is also a bear? A Mama Bear!
52. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts—unlike you, Mom, who’s always there to lend an ear and some backbone!
53. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up—just like we do, Mom, with our silly antics!
54. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted—just like how you always find me, Mom, no matter where I hide!
55. Why did the father choose to give the dog a Mother’s Day card for his wife? “I woof you, Mom!” it exclaimed.
56. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums.
57. When are lotuses, tulips and roses red? When your garden is on fire.
58. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
59. Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day? Their chrysanthemums.
60. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright.
61. Tulips for you, Mom, because you’re blooming wonderful!
62. Mayflower every day be as special as Mother’s day!
63. Why did the computer go to mom? Because it needed a byte of love!
64. Have a fan-stache-tic Mother’s Day!
65. You’re a-maize-ing, Mom!
66. Mother’s Day is unbe-leaf-able!
67. I love you berry much, Mom!
68. Mom, you’re the balm in my life!
69. You’re spec-tacular, like mom’s hugs!
70. You’re tea-lightful, Mom!
71. Dads may wear the trousers, but mums tell them which ones to wear.
72. My mum said I had no sense of direction… so I packed up and right.
73. The fastest land mammal? A mum who just heard, “Mum, I’m gonna be sick!”
74. Nothing humbles you faster than hearing your mum tell a story about you as a toddler… in public.
75. Mum’s rule of life: If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way she told you in the first place.
76. I bought my mom a mug that says, “Happy Mother’s Day from the World’s Worst Son”. I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.
77. I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
78. I’m going to donate these bags of clothes to Goodwill. But first, I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for four months.
79. I would write a book about parenting, but it would just be filled with rants about doing everything myself. And cocktail recipes.
80. What do you call a short mom? A mini-mum.
81. Someone who always knows where you’ve been and what time you got there!
82. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired—unlike you, Mom, who’s always full of energy and life!
83. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard.
84. What did the digital clock say to its mother? Look, Ma! No hands!
85. Why did the computer go to mom? Because it needed a byte of love!
86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet? Omelet who? Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mommy. Mommy who? Mommy’s love never ends, happy Mother’s Day!
89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heartfelt wishes for a wonderful Mother’s Day, Mom!
90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Family. Family who? Family loves you, Mom, today and always, happy Mother’s Day!
91. Knock knock! Who’s there? Mother’s day humour! Who doesn’t love a good knock-knock joke—especially when it’s all about Mom?
92. Who’s there? Mom! Mom who? Mom, you’re the best—no punchline needed!
93. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, Mom, more than words can say!
94. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you, Mom?
95. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter believe it, Mom, you’re amazing!
96. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m your kid, Mom!
97. Who’s there? Tulips. Tulips who? Tulips for you, Mom, because you’re blooming wonderful!
98. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy, you’re the best mom in the world!
99. Who’s there? Mayflower. Mayflower who? Mayflower every day be as special as Mother’s day!
100. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
101. At my age I’m no longer a snack; I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.
102. Don’t wake up, Mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.
103. What did the lazy boy say to his mom on Mother’s Day when she was about to do the dishes? “Relax Mom… you can just do them in the morning. ”
104. I’m soy grateful for your love.
105. I consider you a superhero since you’ve survived another year with our crazy kids, honey!
106. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
107. What did the father do on Mother’s Day to keep his wife from napping? He concealed every cushion and pillow!
108. What do you call a mom who can’t draw? Tracy.
109. How did the father react on Mother’s Day when his wife asked to have breakfast in bed? Yes, honey. Which bed would you like for breakfast?
110. What does a tired mum say to her tea in the morning?
111. What inspired the father to compose a Mother’s Day poem for his spouse? After lavishing her with presents, he was unable to purchase a card!
112. Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
113. You’re one in a melon, mom!
114. Mom, you’re pear-fect to me.
115. Mom, you’re the balm in my life!
116. Have a fan-stache-tic Mother’s Day!
117. You’re a-maize-ing, Mom!
118. I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
119. Thanks for pudding up with me, Mom.
120. Have an eggcellent Mother’s Day!
121. I’m soy grateful for your love.
122. You’re tea-riffic, just like a mother’s love!
123. Mother’s Day is unbe-leaf-able!
124. Why did the clock get in trouble? It tocked too much—just like me, always talking your ear off, Mom!
125. Are you wondering why the father brought a ladder to the Mother’s Day brunch? He had heard that was the greatest accolade!
126. Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor? She bit her tongue!
127. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—just like you, Mom, who’s the heart of our family!
128. What do you call a mom who can’t stop telling puns? A pun-derful parent!
129. Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
130. Why did the mom go to school with a ruler? To measure up her kids’ progress!
131. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to go sweep the floor!”
132. Why did the mom always carry a pencil? In case she needed to draw some attention!
133. What did the mom say to her kid who was late? “You’re on thin ice, buddy!”
134. Why did the mom go to the bakery? To get her “knead” for dough!
135. Why did the mom cross the road? To get to the other side of parenting!
136. What did the mom say when she found a pencil in her purse? “Looks like I’m writing a new chapter!”
137. Why did the mom refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a mom’s eyes!
138. What did the mom say to her child who asked for a pet? “You can’t just wing it!”
139. Why did the mom bring string to the party? To tie the fun together!
140. What do you call a mom who loves math? A “multiplying” machine!
141. Why did the mom take a nap? Because she needed to recharge her mom-ory!
142. For Mother’s Day, the father gave his wife a shovel; why? She’s the greatest at getting the kids covered in dirt!
143. Have you ever noticed how corny the father’s Mother’s Day presents were? since he is a “great” spouse!
144. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts—unlike you, Mom, who’s always there to lend an ear and some backbone!
145. What do you call a dad who says, “I’ll sort Mother’s Day out” but forgets?
146. What inspired the father to compose a Mother’s Day poem for his spouse? After lavishing her with presents, he was unable to purchase a card!
147. On Mother’s Day, how does the father show his appreciation for his wife? I consider you a superhero since you’ve survived another year with our crazy kids, honey!
148. What did the father choose to give the dog a Mother’s Day card for his wife? “I woof you, Mom!” it exclaimed.
149. As a Mother’s Day gift, why did the father choose a plant? He hoped that she would “grow” to appreciate it even more!
150. How did the father react on Mother’s Day when his wife asked to have breakfast in bed? Yes, honey. Which bed would you like for breakfast?
151. You are tea-lightful, Mom!
152. Mom, you’re spec-tacular, like Mom’s hugs!
153. Thank you for raisin me, Mother!
Conclusion
Mother’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate the amazing moms in our lives with love, laughter, and a little bit of cheesy humor. This collection of 152+ best Mother’s Day dad jokes offers a wide variety of puns, one-liners, and playful quips that are sure to bring smiles, chuckles, and maybe some eye-rolls too! Whether it’s food jokes, animal puns, knock-knock jokes, or relatable mom humor, these jokes capture the fun and warmth of the special bond between moms and their families. So this Mother’s Day, don’t just say “I love you”—say it with a joke that’s mom-believably funny!
