157 Corny Mother’s Day Jokes So Funny, You’ll Need a Tissue!

by Diana Ward

Mother’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate the amazing women who raised us, loved us, and somehow managed to survive our teenage years. What better way to honor Mom than with a hearty dose of laughter? And not just any laughter—corny, cheesy, wonderfully silly jokes that are guaranteed to make her smile, chuckle, or at least roll her eyes in good humor.

In this article, you’ll find 157 corny Mother’s Day jokes that range from sweet and clever to downright goofy. Whether you want to brighten her day with a quick one-liner or fill a card with pun-filled fun, these jokes have got you covered. So get ready to bring some lighthearted joy to Mom’s special day with these lovingly corny quips!

157 Corny Mother’s Day Jokes So Funny, You’ll Need a Tissue!

1. Why did the computer go to therapy on Mother’s Day? Because it had too many “mom” issues!

2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”

3. Why don’t moms ever tell secrets on Mother’s Day? Because they don’t want to spill the beans!

4. What did one mother broom say to the other? “Let’s sweep the day off our feet!”

5. Why did the mother cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

6. What’s a mom’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!

7. Why did the mom bring a ladder to Mother’s Day brunch? Because she wanted to reach the high notes!

8. What do you call a mom who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful mom!

9. Why did the mother tomato turn red? Because she saw the salad dressing!

10. What do you call a mom who loves gardening? A plant mom!

11. Why did the mom go to school on Mother’s Day? To get a little “class” time!

12. What did the mother spider say to her kids? “You’re all web-some!”

13. How do moms stay cool on Mother’s Day? They keep their fans close!

14. What’s a mom’s favorite dessert? Mom’s apple pie—because it’s made with love!

15. Why did the mother duck bring a suitcase? Because she was going on a quack-cation!

16. What did the mother bee say to her kids? “Bee good today!”

17. Why did the mom bring a pencil to Mother’s Day dinner? In case she wanted to draw some attention!

18. What’s a mom’s favorite exercise? Running after the kids!

19. Why did the mother elephant bring a suitcase? Because she never forgets to pack!

20. What did the mom say when asked if she wanted a break? “I’m already on one!”

21. Why did the mom sit on the clock? Because she wanted to be on time!

22. What do you call a mom who loves to cook? A whisk-taker!

23. Why did the mother chicken cross the road? To get to her chick’s recital!

24. What did the mom say to the messy room? “You’re a disaster, but I still love you. ”

25. Why did the mom bring a map to Mother’s Day? To find her way to relaxation!

26. What do you call a mom who’s a great dancer? A mombo queen!

27. Why did the mother cow go to the spa? To get moo-ving!

28. What’s a mom’s favorite type of joke? A “mom-ologue”!

29. Why did the mom bring a camera? To capture every “mom-ment”!

30. What did the mother owl say to her kids? “Who’s the best? You are!”

31. Why did the mom bring a flashlight? To brighten everyone’s day!

32. What do you call a mom who loves to read? A book-mom!

33. Why did the mother fish tell her kids to swim fast? Because it was Mother’s Day and she wanted to get to the party!

34. What did the mom say to the tired kids? “Time to recharge your batteries. ”

35. Why did the mom bring a cookie to the meeting? Because she’s the “sweetest” boss!

36. What do you call a mom who’s always calm? A chill-mom!

37. Why did the mother frog throw a party? Because it was ribbiting fun!

38. What did the mom say when asked if she needed help? “I’m good, but thanks for asking!”

39. Why did the mom bring a blanket? To wrap everyone in love!

40. What do you call a mom who loves puzzles? A piece-mom!

41. Why did the mother horse bring a hat? To look stable!

42. What did the mom say to the burnt toast? “You’re toast, but I still love you!”

43. Why did the mom bring a whistle? To call the family to dinner!

44. What do you call a mom who’s a great singer? A mom-ster!

45. Why did the mother squirrel bring nuts? Because she was nuts about her kids!

46. What did the mom say to the garden? “You grow, girl!”

47. Why did the mom bring a paintbrush? To color her day happy!

48. What do you call a mom who loves to joke? A laugh-mom!

49. Why did the mother duck say to her kids? “You quack me up!”

50. What did the mom say to the messy kitchen? “You’re a hot mess, but that’s okay. ”

51. Why did the mom bring a clock? To make every second count!

52. What do you call a mom who’s always busy? A mom-ager!

53. Why did the mother bear bring honey? Because she’s sweet on her kids!

54. What did the mom say to the spilled milk? “No use crying over it. ”

55. Why did the mom bring a broom? To sweep away the stress!

56. What do you call a mom who loves sports? A mom-athlete!

57. Why did the mother duck bring an umbrella? Because she wanted to stay dry!

58. What did the mom say to the noisy kids? “Let’s keep it down, team!”

59. Why did the mom bring a book? To read between the lines!

60. What do you call a mom who’s a tech whiz? A mom-gineer!

61. Why did the mother dog bring a ball? To play fetch with love!

62. What did the mom say to the broken vase? “It’s okay, we’ll glue it back together. ”

63. Why did the mom bring a scarf? To wrap up the day warmly!

64. What do you call a mom who loves baking? A dough-mom!

65. Why did the mother bird bring a song? Because she wanted to tweet her love!

66. What did the mom say to the sleepy kids? “Time to hit the hay!”

67. Why did the mom bring a basket? To carry all the love!

68. What do you call a mom who’s a great storyteller? A tale-mom!

69. Why did the mother cow bring a bell? Because she wanted to ring in the day!

70. What did the mom say to the messy hair? “You’re a wild child!”

71. Why did the mom bring a notebook? To jot down all the memories!

72. What do you call a mom who loves to travel? A roam-mom!

73. Why did the mother pig bring mud? To have a muddy good time!

74. What did the mom say to the spilled juice? “No worries, it’s just a splash of fun!”

75. Why did the mom bring a hat? To keep a lid on things!

76. What do you call a mom who’s always organized? A plan-mom!

77. Why did the mother duck bring a towel? Because she was ready to dive into fun!

78. What did the mom say to the broken toy? “We’ll fix you up in no time!”

79. Why did the mom bring a cookie jar? To keep the sweet moments safe!

80. What do you call a mom who loves to sing? A mom-ster!

81. Why did the mother turtle bring a shell? To carry her love everywhere!

82. What did the mom say to the dirty dishes? “You’re a chore, but I’m still grateful. ”

83. Why did the mom bring a flashlight? To light up the family path!

84. What do you call a mom who’s a great chef? A cook-mom!

85. Why did the mother rabbit bring carrots? Because she’s got a hop in her step!

86. What did the mom say to the sleepy baby? “Time to dream big!”

87. Why did the mom bring a camera? To capture every smile!

88. What do you call a mom who loves to dance? A groove-mom!

89. Why did the mother fish bring a net? To catch all the fun!

90. What did the mom say to the messy room? “It’s a little chaos, but it’s our chaos. ”

91. Why did the mom bring a blanket? To keep everyone cozy!

92. What do you call a mom who’s always cheerful? A bright-mom!

93. Why did the mother cat bring a ball of yarn? To keep the fun rolling!

94. What did the mom say to the broken heart? “Love will fix it. ”

95. Why did the mom bring a whistle? To call the family to fun!

96. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A green-thumb mom!

97. Why did the mother dog bring a bone? Because she’s loyal to her pack!

98. What did the mom say to the noisy kids? “Let’s make some happy noise!”

99. Why did the mom bring a book? To share stories of love!

100. What do you call a mom who’s a great listener? An ear-mom!

101. Why did the mother duck bring a hat? To look quackers!

102. What did the mom say to the spilled milk? “It’s just a little milkshake!”

103. Why did the mom bring a broom? To sweep away the worries!

104. What do you call a mom who loves puzzles? A piece-maker!

105. Why did the mother bear bring honey? Because she’s sweet as can be!

106. What did the mom say to the burnt toast? “You’re toast, but still loved!”

107. Why did the mom bring a scarf? To wrap up the day warmly!

108. What do you call a mom who loves baking? A dough-mom!

109. Why did the mother bird bring a song? To tweet her love!

110. What did the mom say to the sleepy kids? “Time to hit the hay!”

111. Why did the mom bring a basket? To carry all the love!

112. What do you call a mom who’s a great storyteller? A tale-mom!

113. Why did the mother cow bring a bell? To ring in the day!

114. What did the mom say to the messy hair? “You’re a wild child!”

115. Why did the mom bring a notebook? To jot down memories!

116. What do you call a mom who loves to travel? A roam-mom!

117. Why did the mother pig bring mud? To have a muddy good time!

118. What did the mom say to the spilled juice? “Just a splash of fun!”

119. Why did the mom bring a hat? To keep a lid on things!

120. What do you call a mom who’s always organized? A plan-mom!

121. Why did the mother duck bring a towel? To dive into fun!

122. What did the mom say to the broken toy? “We’ll fix you soon!”

123. Why did the mom bring a cookie jar? To keep sweet moments!

124. What do you call a mom who loves to sing? A mom-ster!

125. Why did the mother turtle bring a shell? To carry love everywhere!

126. What did the mom say to the dirty dishes? “You’re a chore, but I’m grateful. ”

127. Why did the mom bring a flashlight? To light up the path!

128. What do you call a mom who’s a great chef? A cook-mom!

129. Why did the mother rabbit bring carrots? Because she’s got a hop in her step!

130. What did the mom say to the sleepy baby? “Dream big!”

131. Why did the mom bring a camera? To capture smiles!

132. What do you call a mom who loves to dance? A groove-mom!

133. Why did the mother fish bring a net? To catch fun!

134. What did the mom say to the messy room? “Our little chaos. ”

135. Why did the mom bring a blanket? To keep cozy!

136. What do you call a mom who’s always cheerful? A bright-mom!

137. Why did the mother cat bring yarn? To keep fun rolling!

138. What did the mom say to the broken heart? “Love fixes all. ”

139. Why did the mom bring a whistle? To call family fun!

140. What do you call a mom who loves gardening? A green-thumb mom!

141. Why did the mother dog bring a bone? Loyal to her pack!

142. What did the mom say to noisy kids? “Make happy noise!”

143. Why did the mom bring a book? To share love stories!

144. What do you call a mom who’s a great listener? An ear-mom!

145. Why did the mother duck bring a hat? To look quackers!

146. What did the mom say to spilled milk? “Milkshake time!”

147. Why did the mom bring a broom? To sweep worries!

148. What do you call a mom who loves puzzles? A piece-maker!

149. Why did the mother bear bring honey? Sweet as can be!

150. What did the mom say to burnt toast? “Loved toast!”

151. Why did the mom bring a scarf? To wrap warmly!

152. What do you call a mom who loves baking? A dough-mom!

153. Why did the mother bird bring a song? To tweet love!

154. What did the mom say to sleepy kids? “Hit the hay!”

155. Why did the mom bring a basket? To carry love!

156. What do you call a mom who’s a great storyteller? A tale-mom!

157. Why did the mother cow bring a bell? To ring the day!

Conclusion

These 157 corny Mother’s Day jokes are a treasure trove of lighthearted fun, perfect for celebrating the special bond between moms and their families. Whether you’re looking for a quick pun, a silly one-liner, or a playful quip to add to a card, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter. Remember, the best gift you can give Mom is your time, love, and a little bit of humor to brighten her day. So go ahead—share these jokes, make her laugh, and create joyful memories this Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and just the right amount of corniness!

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