Mother’s Day is a special time to honor the women who nurture us with love, wisdom, and faith. What better way to celebrate than with laughter that uplifts the spirit and brings families and congregations together? This article offers over 164 lighthearted, church-friendly Mother’s Day jokes that blend humor and heart, perfect for sharing in sermons, church bulletins, family gatherings, or anywhere moms are cherished.
164+ Mother’s Day Church Jokes to Keep You Laughing for Days
1. Why did the grape thank God on Mother’s Day? Because she did a grape job raisin me!
2. What did the mother rope say to her child? Don’t be knotty!
3. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
4. What did the digital clock say to its mother? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
5. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside!
6. What kind of flowers do moms love on Mother’s Day? Mums!
7. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
8. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
9. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses!
10. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
11. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!
12. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
13. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
14. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
15. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum!
16. Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? Because she was chili!
17. What do you call a mom who can’t draw? Tracy.
18. What’s mom’s favorite dance move? The ‘mom-bop. ’
19. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping!
20. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder!
21. What’s mom’s favorite musical instrument? The “mom-bone. ” (Get it? Trombone!)
22. Why did the children give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she’s their “comforter. ”
23. What did the mother spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
24. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn before the church picnic? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
25. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because it was past her thread-time!
26. What do you call a mother who’s always on time? A “mom-umental” punctual person!
27. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-LATE!
28. What sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars!
29. Why did the mother rope get upset? Because her child was being knotty!
30. Why did the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because her kids had to play inside!
31. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you!
32. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A “plant-astic” lady!
33. Why did the baby corn say “Where’s Pop-corn?” at church? Because he was looking for his dad!
34. What did the digital clock say to its mother on Mother’s Day? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
35. What did the mother rope say when her child was misbehaving? “Don’t be knotty!”
36. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
37. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth!
38. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
39. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware!
40. What’s the best way to spread a rumor? Tell your mom!
41. Why don’t moms wish to sleep like babies? Because they want to sleep like dads!
42. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
43. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
44. What did the mother spider say to her baby? “You spend too much time on the web!”
45. Why did the mom broom say to the baby broom? “Go to sweep!”
46. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
47. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
48. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum!
49. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
50. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses!
51. What’s mom’s favorite dance move? The ‘mom-bop. ’
52. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because she got late, and it was past her thread-time!
53. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping!
54. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder!
55. What’s mom’s favorite musical instrument? The “mom-bone. ”
56. Why did the children give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she’s their “comforter. ”
57. What did the mother spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
58. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn before the church picnic? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
59. Why did the mother rope get upset? Because her child was being knotty!
60. Why did the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because her kids had to play inside!
61. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you!
62. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A “plant-astic” lady!
63. Why did the baby corn say “Where’s Pop-corn?” at church? Because he was looking for his dad!
64. What did the digital clock say to its mother on Mother’s Day? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
65. What did the mother rope say when her child was misbehaving? “Don’t be knotty!”
66. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
67. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth!
68. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
69. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware!
70. What’s the best way to spread a rumor? Tell your mom!
71. Why don’t moms wish to sleep like babies? Because they want to sleep like dads!
72. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
73. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
74. What did the mother spider say to her baby? “You spend too much time on the web!”
75. Why did the mom broom say to the baby broom? “Go to sweep!”
76. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
77. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
78. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum!
79. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
80. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses!
81. What’s mom’s favorite dance move? The ‘mom-bop. ’
82. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because she got late, and it was past her thread-time!
83. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping!
84. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder!
85. What’s mom’s favorite musical instrument? The “mom-bone. ”
86. Why did the children give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she’s their “comforter. ”
87. What did the mother spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
88. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn before the church picnic? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
89. Why did the mother rope get upset? Because her child was being knotty!
90. Why did the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because her kids had to play inside!
91. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you!
92. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A “plant-astic” lady!
93. Why did the baby corn say “Where’s Pop-corn?” at church? Because he was looking for his dad!
94. What did the digital clock say to its mother on Mother’s Day? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
95. What did the mother rope say when her child was misbehaving? “Don’t be knotty!”
96. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
97. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth!
98. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
99. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware!
100. What’s the best way to spread a rumor? Tell your mom!
101. Why don’t moms wish to sleep like babies? Because they want to sleep like dads!
102. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
103. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
104. What did the mother spider say to her baby? “You spend too much time on the web!”
105. Why did the mom broom say to the baby broom? “Go to sweep!”
106. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
107. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
108. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum!
109. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
110. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses!
111. What’s mom’s favorite dance move? The ‘mom-bop. ’
112. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because she got late, and it was past her thread-time!
113. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping!
114. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder!
115. What’s mom’s favorite musical instrument? The “mom-bone. ”
116. Why did the children give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she’s their “comforter. ”
117. What did the mother spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
118. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn before the church picnic? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
119. Why did the mother rope get upset? Because her child was being knotty!
120. Why did the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because her kids had to play inside!
121. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you!
122. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A “plant-astic” lady!
123. Why did the baby corn say “Where’s Pop-corn?” at church? Because he was looking for his dad!
124. What did the digital clock say to its mother on Mother’s Day? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
125. What did the mother rope say when her child was misbehaving? “Don’t be knotty!”
126. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
127. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth!
128. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
129. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware!
130. What’s the best way to spread a rumor? Tell your mom!
131. Why don’t moms wish to sleep like babies? Because they want to sleep like dads!
132. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
133. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
134. What did the mother spider say to her baby? “You spend too much time on the web!”
135. Why did the mom broom say to the baby broom? “Go to sweep!”
136. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
137. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
138. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum!
139. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
140. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses!
141. What’s mom’s favorite dance move? The ‘mom-bop. ’
142. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because she got late, and it was past her thread-time!
143. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping!
144. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder!
145. What’s mom’s favorite musical instrument? The “mom-bone. ”
146. Why did the children give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she’s their “comforter. ”
147. What did the mother spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
148. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn before the church picnic? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
149. Why did the mother rope get upset? Because her child was being knotty!
150. Why did the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because her kids had to play inside!
151. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you!
152. What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A “plant-astic” lady!
153. Why did the baby corn say “Where’s Pop-corn?” at church? Because he was looking for his dad!
154. What did the digital clock say to its mother on Mother’s Day? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
155. What did the mother rope say when her child was misbehaving? “Don’t be knotty!”
156. Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
157. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth!
158. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long!
159. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware!
160. What’s the best way to spread a rumor? Tell your mom!
161. Why don’t moms wish to sleep like babies? Because they want to sleep like dads!
162. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Pop-corn?”
163. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright!
164. What did the mother spider say to her baby? “You spend too much time on the web!”
165. A pastor asked a mother, “How do you keep your kids quiet during church?” She replied, “I remind them that God is watching. . . and so am I!”
166. A mother prayed, “Lord, give me patience. ” God replied, “Patience? You already have three kids!”
167. Why did the mother bring a ladder to church on Mother’s Day? Because she wanted to climb the family tree!
168. What did the mother say to her child who forgot to bring the Bible? “You better repent and come back with it!”
Conclusion
This collection blends classic mom humor, church-friendly puns, and gentle faith-based jokes to celebrate mothers with joy and reverence. Whether used in sermons, church bulletins, or family celebrations, these jokes honor the spirit of motherhood with a smile.
Laughter is a gift from God that can heal, unite, and uplift. This Mother’s Day, share these jokes to spread joy and gratitude for the amazing moms in your life.
